Not everyone who stares likes us; we may look weird enough to get everyone’s attention.

I am a pacifist, but be aware that I also carry a gun.

There is a lot to learn about love and positions.

Women are like shower faucets, you must treat them carefully, because if you do not, it will either burn your balls or freeze your ass.

When I go to the bathrooms, I cannot take off my pants as before; because there is a light continuously blinking like a camera, everyone says it is just an environmental friendly lighting. Well, I cannot really trust it and I am not taking the risk of circulating my naked photos around.

We are all born idealists, until life fucks us all.