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I'm thrilled to death that they love what we do.
JEFF WHISNANT
We love the Lord with all our heart. I know this is a fund-raiser, but we can worship also.
JEFF WHISNANT
The kids pretty well learned how to walk on a bus while it was moving.
JEFF WHISNANT
She's my best friend, a great singer and a great mommy.
JEFF WHISNANT
Christians are rare people on earth.
MARTIN LUTHER
Jeff and I would have liked to have had it all or nothing, but we have a client in the middle.
TOM GRIFFITH
Christians are qualified with the conjunction 'but'...
KIMTO OCHE EMMANUEL
Jeff: I could go to New York if I wanted to, but what's the point? So I can learn how to order a cap...
ERIC BOGOSIAN
The Jews generally give value. They make you pay; but they deliver the goods. In my experience the m...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW
We are pleased to see Mr. Nelson make changes. At this time, however, we can do nothing but reserve ...
ARAM RUBINSON
Christians are called to be history makers on the earth
SUNDAY ADELAJA
but other than that, the airlines are doing this on a volunteer basis. The crews on board are all vo...
JACK EVANS
Obviously we had been keen to negotiate a two-year contract for Jeff but when Collingwood came in wi...
CRAIG CAMERON
Scientists of over fifty are good for nothing but board meetings, and should at all costs be kept o...
JAMES T. KIRK
The world does not consist of 100 percent Christians and 100 percent non-Christians. There are peopl...
C.S. LEWIS
Jeff: At least I admit that I don't know. I know that things are fucked up, beyond belief, and I hav...
ERIC BOGOSIAN
Things that look impossible suddenly seem a lot better, once you get God on board.
JODI PICOULT
People tend to say Christians are always judging, but the word of God convicts Christians and urges ...
MONICA JOHNSON
The only conversion many Christians know is the conversion from sin, nothing else
SUNDAY ADELAJA
Christians claims they are believers but they don’t know what it means.
SUNDAY ADELAJA
There were 150 passengers on board but only 30 have been rescued. The rest are feared dead.
KWESI OFORI
When it comes to fully understanding how to strategically move all the pieces on the marketing and d...
AMY PASCAL
Jesus is ideal and wonderful, but you Christians - you are not like him.
MAHATMA GANDHI
There are Christians who are doing the right thing, but not always at the right time
SUNDAY ADELAJA
Here's a top tip: get hold of a hardback edition of one of these pompous books, cut out the middle c...
A. CRETAN
We are not put on this earth for ourselves, but are placed here for each other. If you are there alw...
JEFF WARNER
Too many Christians are no longer fishers of men but keepers of the aquarium.
UNKNOWN
It is not possible to be 'incidentally a Christian.' The fact of Christianity must be overwhelmingly...
SHELDON VANAUKEN
This is racism. There are bigots on this board.
CHARLES STEWART
I've had some Christians log on, and I think that's fine if they are polite.
GREG SWARTZ
Across the board, women are unhappy with our industry.
ABIGAIL JOHNSON
Take me to the height where success would seek my help to succeed!
I ARE
Christians are people of war
SUNDAY ADELAJA
Many people are looking for an ear that will listen. They do not find it among Christians, because t...
DIETRICH BONHOEFFER
Jeff just didn't do anything we asked him to do. We had a Plan A and a Plan B but there's nothing yo...
DAN BIRMINGHAM
We are expanding our program to the Boca area, but we're always looking for more sponsors to come on...
GREGORY REYNOLDS
I am going to run again. The burdens of this board are on the shoulders of the nine people on this b...
DAVID HOFMANN
On Tuesday over 60 were killed; on Wednesday over 20 were killed. Some of them are Christians, the m...
EMEKA UMEH
Rocky Mountain National Park, Winter Park and the mountains were very important to Jeff. We are at p...
CHRIS CHRISTENSEN
I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.
MAHATMA GANDHI
I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.
MOHANDAS GANDHI
Nothing has happened yet. Our board of trustees is on campus tomorrow. We have presented a proposal ...
AL ANSLEY
Christians are called to be victorious
SUNDAY ADELAJA
This is how it is today: The teachers are afraid of the principals. The principals are afraid of the...
MILTON BERLE
We are very pleased to have Dave and Tom on board.
MIKE RILEY
It's nothing new for me. You prepare the same way whether you are starting or not. It's preparing to...
JAMES COX
I'm a big Jeff Buckley fan. But he only had one album and then he died. So I started with Jeff Buckl...
JACE SEAVERS
There are many, many Christians who practice Buddhism, and they become better and better Christians ...
THICH NHAT HANH
This is God's world, not Satan's. Christians are the lawful heirs, not non-Christians.
GARY NORTH
We are naturally delighted to have signed Jeff to a new contract,
CRAIG CAMERON
We are far from perfect but willing to be different.
CRAIG GROESCHEL
Americans need to know that their sneakers may be inspected but that objects the size of a car are w...
ED MARKEY
We are now more religious than we are Christians.
SUNDAY ADELAJA
Christians are coming out of the closet.
PAUL LAUER
It would be reprehensible to us if they went back to being an all-white board. We understand that pe...
GREG MURRAY
God is not pleased with these mashed potato Christians. You know the kind that are found in the T.V....
LAMAR THOMPSON
My personal favourite is Jeff Beck. All the others are wonderful as well.
NOEL REDDING
That's one of the options the board will consider, yes, but there are a number of other options that...
GUY CAHILL
Christians are supposed not merely to endure change, nor even to profit by it, but to cause it.
HARRY EMERSON FOSDICK
Great leaders, like Steve Jobs or Jeff Bezos, also focused on the long term.
REED HASTINGS
Andy pitched a good game. We put Jeff Ickes in a tough spot there. He's a sophomore who never pitche...
JEFF STRATTON
But, Henry, this is wicked!' But, Adam, the world is wicked. Maoris prey on Moriori, Whites prey on ...
DAVID MITCHELL
We've got big guys on the front line. Me, Jeff and Roy. Jeff and I are athletic and Roy, he's 7-2. S...
BRANDON BOWMAN
Siblings of Christians cannot escape the second hand smoke. Christians in the US & UK seldom take re...
BOBBY W. MILLER
Jeff Foxworthy Show.
BILL ENGVALL
Because you might just get there and turn around and want to leave again. I'm not going to ping-pong...
BUT APRIL
I want to make sure it is out of there for good. Whatever it is, there is a shark floating in there ...
BUT BURNETT
Something wasn't right. It's pretty frustrating. I feel about two inches tall.
BUT BURNETT
Well? I mean, I know fatherhood isn't your strong suit, but I thought maybe you'd evolved a little s...
BUT APRIL
Last time I heard, she was still pregnant, and you were still in the running for daddy.
BUT APRIL
Petty deviance is encouraged
JKRAK
The Gods have proclaimed Christ to have been most pious, but the Christians are a confused and vicio...
PORPHYRY
Jeff: I understand you guys had a good day today?
Peanut: Yes we had a great day!
Jose: No...
JEFF DUNHAM
I know many Christians in the United States are very concerned about China. They think Chinese Chris...
CAO SHENGJIE
If his team is not on board, how is the country going to be on board?
DAVID MAKOVSKY
But there?s nothing to prevent a board from appointing a teacher or anyone else in an advisory capac...
BRENT GHAN
The people of South Sudan are ethnically different. They have their own language, and many of them a...
ANNA HADINGHAM
It was a consensus. . . . School starting times are not something the board votes on.
BOB RICHTER
Christians are offended at many things in today's society,
ROY MOORE
They say we wizards are subtle. But believe you me, we've got nothing, nothing at all, on women JIM BUTCHER It's a good thing that the next coach is selected but I know I'm just focused on this season with Je...
DREW MITCHELL
Mr. O'Brien should be addressing his comments to Christians. I think Muslims are surprised that many...
INAYAT BUNGLAWALA
There were honest people long before there were Christians and there are, God be praised, still hone...
G. C. (GEORG CHRISTOPH) LICHTENBERG
Sometimes it was tough to see replays on the old board, but fans will have no problem seeing what's ...
DAN MASON
Aku nggak membencimu. Aku hanya benci karena ternyata begitu sulit melupakanmu.
CHRISTIAN SIMAMORA
Next to the wicked lives of men, nothing is so great a disparagement and weakening to religion as th...
JOHN TILLOTSON
Jeff will bring additional expertise to our clients by providing high yield analysis based on severa...
JOEL DENNEY
Terrorists don't advise the passengers on board that there's a bomb on board. They just blow it up.
BOB AYERS
A lot of (cable operators) overpriced their ethnic packages. But they're getting on board now.
DEANA MYERS
Reviewing material from another board? What are we going to do, make a decision on this? Why are we ...
ERIC OLIVER
The jurors are infinitely smarter and wiser than senators. They will have no problem understanding J...
DANIEL PETROCELLI
Jeff is consistent every year. He's a big kid, but he's got a lot of patience.
BRYAN RICE
He's kind of a prankster in the meeting room. He might come in (the meeting room) and draw up someth...
BRICK HALEY
Straight sized boards are models size 0-6. Plus size boards are models starting at a 10. If a size 8...
HAYLEY HASSELHOFF
Not only are Christians writing about Jesus, but also Communists, Jews, atheists and agnostics are t...
JOHN CLAYTON
There are companies that do nothing but prepare interviewers on how to interview effectively.
CAROLE MARTIN
Come to me last, Jeff.
ERIC KAISER
We had (Carlos) Beltran and (Jeff) Kent and (Jeff) Bagwell, and they could all put us ahead with one...
ADAM EVERETT
Now I'm against the Dodgers, but I feel nothing different because I'm going to face new guys, not fo...
CHAN HO PARK
I remember working on movies like Gettysburg and feeling that Jeff Daniels was kind of a mentor.
DONAL LOGUE

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There'll always be serendipity involved in discovery.
JEFF BEZOS
Your reaction when you lose control in a situation is to try and hang on tighter.
JEFF NICHOLS
Safety is something that happens between your ears, not something you hold in your hands.
JEFF COOPER
Imagine if Congress always put the interests of polluters ahead of the health of our families. Our r...
JEFF MERKLEY
My mother and my father have always supported me. Now in their eighties, they actually clamor onto t...
JEFF DUNHAM
A single moment spent in a business meeting or at a pub is more than enough to reveal the basic huma...
JEFF LINDSAY
Since I am not actually a real human being, my emotional responses are generally limited to what I h...
JEFF LINDSAY
Their conversation ceased abruptly with the entry of an oddly-shaped man whose body resembled a cert...
JEFF PHILLIPS
I used to be on the Lincoln City Council. You learn that there's never enough money for all of t...
JEFF FORTENBERRY
By now, we all know that Hollywood producers always chase after the same properties, that the sharks...
JEFF GILES
Is that why you're crying?"
(...) "It's just hormones," she said. "I didn't want anyone to see....
JEFF LINDSAY
¿Acaso no estábamos todos locos cuando dormíamos? ¿Qué era el sueño, al fin y al cabo, sino el...
JEFF LINDSAY
Pero, por triste que sea, la vida no siempre imita al arte. -Dexter
JEFF LINDSAY
That left either magical powers or coincidence, and although I have nothing at all against Harry Pot...
JEFF LINDSAY
Cualquiera puede ser encantador si no le importa mentir y decir todas las cosas estúpidas, obvias y...
JEFF LINDSAY
She stared at me "You have a message," she said. "On you machine."
I looked over at my answerin...
JEFF LINDSAY
I let it ring. I wanted to breathe for a few minutes, and I could think of nothing that couldn't wai...
JEFF LINDSAY
Rectory always sounded to me like a place you would find a proctologist.
JEFF LINDSAY
After a long moment I closed the freezer door. I wanted to lie down and press my cheek against the c...
JEFF LINDSAY
But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint d...
JEFF LINDSAY
It took me a moment. I blinked, and suddenly it swam into focus and I had to frown very hard to keep...
JEFF LINDSAY
It’s an odd term, 'girlfriend,' particularly for grown persons. And in practice it provides an eve...
JEFF LINDSAY
Still, it's always nice to be around somebody who thinks I am wonderful. It confirms my low opinion ...
JEFF LINDSAY
the faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock...
JEFF LINDSAY
…a cheerful black shadow reared up behind him as he spoke, thundering a happy challenge to my Dark...
JEFF LINDSAY
When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultiva...
JEFF LINDSAY
What a terrible thing life can be.
JEFF LINDSAY
It really is better to be lucky than to be good.
JEFF LINDSAY
It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that...
JEFF LINDSAY
What do you want a clock for?” “To find out what time it is,” I said. “I think that’s the ...
JEFF LINDSAY