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Nothing gives me quite so much joy as when people tell me they've had their pets spayed or neutered.


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CLIVE BARKER Wherever I go, I will speak of you with love.
CLIVE BARKER Building more highways doesn't always result in less congestion and shorter commute times.
BILL BARKER We'll sit in a canoe, quietly, and we'll watch that hole until just after dark. Hoping, hoping that ...
SARA BARKER My Dad always liked Syracuse and we knew here that Colin (Barber) was leaving, ... We figured that t...
JOHN BARKER The built-in trunk is long overdue. Leave it to Honda to do the simple things and do them well.
JOSEPH BARKER I don't mind filling in. I like working with the people of this town.
ANN BARKER I'll just fall into what I have to do if the clerk is sick or can't get into work.
ANN BARKER I've been around for a long time and have no problem doing the job.
ANN BARKER One man's pornography is another man's theology.
CLIVE BARKER Tragedy is the greatest art form of all. It gives us the courage to continue with our life by exposi...
HOWARD BARKER It is great good health to believe as the Hindus do that there are 33 million gods and goddesses in ...
CLIVE BARKER We kept painfully layering on more technology at the end of the year as prices got worse and worse.
DAN BARKER We had sold it above $40, and thought we were very clever buying it back at $21. Then it went to $12...
DAN BARKER We had sold it above $40, and thought we were very clever buying it back at $21, ... Then it went to...
DAN BARKER We kept painfully layering on more technology at the end of the year as prices got worse and worse,
DAN BARKER We think cellular companies in Brazil will go through consolidation.
DAN BARKER On the one hand you're very concerned about what's going on, but on the other hand you're extremely ...
DAN BARKER In the server space, the action is all around multiprocessing, ... Intel's processors keep getting f...
JOE BARKER To tear down any (historical) house for a parking lot is not good. The whole point of a local regist...
WENDY BARKER He stood dressed in voluminous robes of thrice-burned silk (the blackest, most portentous; the silk ...
CLIVE BARKER Be strong, little mother,” she said to Melissa. “I know you can be.” “Yes?” Melissa said a...
CLIVE BARKER Anybody can shrug and say life is just some accident of mud and lightning. But Henry, it isn't CLIVE BARKER