Nothing is more boring than some old person going on and on about the way things used to be.

There is nothing more boring than doing singing exercises.

I find some unity with Ron Paul.

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.

One of the brilliant things about Britain is the way you've managed to save old things but to keep using them - that they've not just become museums the way they do in the United States.

I'm not going out and hitting a 95-mph fastball where I can't see the stitches. I'm not on a professional football team looking to tackle a fullback who is built like solid wood. I'm a thinking person, and I've been blessed with the ability to see some things and talk about them in a way that registers in a humorous and funny way.