Nothing is so aggravating than calmness.

How you can sit there, calmly eating muffins when we are in this horrible trouble, I can’t make out. You seem to me to be perfectly heartless."

"Well, I can’t eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs. One should always eat muffins quite calmly. It is the only way to eat them."

"I say it’s perfectly heartless your eating muffins at all, under the circumstances.

I love to talk about nothing. It's the only thing I know anything about.

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose.

Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.

Nothing that actually occurs is of the smallest importance