Nothing makes a man feel older than to hear a band coming up the street and not to have the impulse to rush downstairs and out on to the sidewalk.

A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death.

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.

I look younger; I feel younger. I'm in no rush to grow up or seem older to people.

There is something about saying "Ok" and hanging up the receiver with a bang that kids a man into feeling that he has just pulled off a big deal, even if he has only called the telephone company to find out the correct time