Nothing says work efficiency like panic mode.

I've found the best way to revise your own work is to pretend that somebody else wrote it and then to rip the living shit out of it.

Kindness, motherfucker, kindness.

Always mystify, torture, mislead, and surprise the audience as much as possible.

I hate procrastinating, but it's just so much easier not doing anything.

Don't think about the writing process too much. Just do one thing: tell the motherfucking story.