Nothing trumps honesty, as far as I'm concerned.


David Koechner

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As far as the customer is concerned, the interface is the product.
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I am not a lobbyist. I am not a political activist. I am not a leader, as far as I'm concerned.
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As far as my relationship with President Putin is concerned, it's fine.
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There?s nothing, as far as I?m concerned, that?s off the table.
DAVID LANEY
As far as festivals, nothing tops Cannes.
SASHA LANE
As far as I'm concerned, I prefer silent vice to ostentatious virtue.
ALBERT EINSTEIN
As far as accessories are concerned, I think it is always best to be as minimalist as possible.
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As far as I'm concerned, the best acting class is life.
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As far as missile defense is concerned, a very thorough consultation process is underway.
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Well, real estate is always good, as far as I'm concerned.
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Depression, as far as I'm concerned, is just a waste of time.
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But as far as my work is concerned, I see no impediment, and various advantages, to being deaf.
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As far as I'm concerned, there's no job more important on the planet than being a mom.
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As far as the charge against me is concerned I have a clear conscience.
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The bottom line as far as I was concerned was presenting to the public who Gerry Ferraro was.
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PAUL WATSON
As far as the style, I was fascinated by surrealism.
MARK MOTHERSBAUGH
As far as I know, I have no pride of opinion.
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SINEAD O'CONNOR
As far as sustaining our popularity, I believe we can.
VINCE MCMAHON
Stress and looks are directly connected as far as I am concerned. If you are happy, you look good.
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TAYE DIGGS
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ALIJA IZETBEGOVIC
It's impossible for a Democrat to be a failure. It's impossible for a Democrat to be a repro...
RUSH LIMBAUGH
A BMW can't take you as far as a diploma.
JOYCE MEYER
Reach for it. Push yourself as far as you can.
CHRISTA MCAULIFFE
Wearing corsets all the time was completely incapacitating, as far as digestion goes.
HELENA BONHAM CARTER
As far as music, Louis Armstrong is one of my heroes.
JON BATISTE
As far as natural ability, I was always athletic.
TROY BROWN
That my philosophy of life is, as far as possible, one of enjoyment. I'm not nihilistic.
ALEXANDER MCCALL SMITH
I'm not funny. Never have been and, as far as I can tell, I never will be.
DAVID DOBKIN
As far I'm working on The life Of one Kid 7... continue!
DEYTH BANGER
As far as I am concerned, poetry is a statement concerning the human condition, composed in verse.
N. SCOTT MOMADAY
There's nothing, as far as I'm concerned, that's off the table.
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DIMEBAG DARRELL
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ALEXEY MILLER
As far as working out, I know exactly what I'm doing.
EVANDER HOLYFIELD
As far as groupies, I never saw any of them.
DAVY JONES
This is too much reality for a Friday.
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MIKE TYSON
What I will learn over the years will be of benefit and interest to me personally but, as far as the...
MICHAEL ASPEL
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If you aren't having no fun, die, because you're running a worthless program, far as I'm...
GIL SCOTT-HERON
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YAHYA JAMMEH
As far as I'm concerned, the only difference between fact and what most people call fiction is a...
CHARLES DE LINT
I love the '60s - that's my comfort zone as far as dressing goes.
OPHELIA LOVIBOND
I think I have been very lucky as far as my acting career goes.
NATASHA HENSTRIDGE
Our job as writers, as far as I can tell, is to attempt to express what seems inexpressible.
NICK FLYNN
In Paris, you're as far as possible from the land of pleasant smiles.
KANYE WEST
As far as my journal, I want to share tour life with my fans.
NATALIE GULBIS
We've actually eliminated Type II polio in the world, at least as far as we can tell.
SETH BERKLEY
Everyone imposes his own system as far as his army can reach.
JOSEPH STALIN
Go as far as you can see; when you get there, you'll be able to see farther.
J. P. MORGAN
Go as far as you can see; when you get there you'll be able to see farther.
THOMAS CARLYLE
As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland.
DONALD TRUMP
You know, if it weren't for these fans, I wouldn't have gotten as far as I did.
ADAM LAMBERT
As far as my notoriety or whatever, I haven't been the star of a hit film.
ALESSANDRO NIVOLA
I wouldn't trust any man as far as you can throw a piano.
ETHEL MERMAN
As a human being, I'm concerned about the world that I live in. So, I'm concerned about peac...
HERBIE HANCOCK
I don't think I make much of a distinction between the 'real' and the 'fantastic....
ALICE HOFFMAN
As far as Athens is concerned, I also think about all those people who are trying to escape tax all ...
CHRISTINE LAGARDE
This is a tough game. You can't be intimidated. You can't be frightened. And as far as I'...
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Chadaris, as far as I'm concerned, I think should be a personal choice of the women and the memb...
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The experiment of poetry, as far as I am concerned, happens when the poem carries you beyond where y...
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When the media's attacking me, when the establishment Republicans are attacking me and the Democ...
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Smoking calms me down. It's enjoyable. I don't want politicians deciding what is exciting in...
DAVID HOCKNEY
It is not contrary to reason to prefer the destruction of the whole world to the scratching of my fi...
DAVID HUME
Lion sounds that have not grown from the mouse may exude naked power... but cannot convey any wisdom...
DAVID WHYTE
The rules of morality are not the conclusion of our reason.
DAVID HUME
Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper.
DAVID HILBERT
But Dr. Smith says, and I believe it to be a true state of the case, that he himself gave a course o...
DAVID RITTENHOUSE
I played hockey in the winter, and then I would play golf in the summer. But I always knew I'd b...
DAVID HEARN
Enjoyment of the landscape is a thrill.
DAVID HOCKNEY
Through the years I've been getting better and better and better, and it's what you learn th...
DAVID ORTIZ
'The Sopranos' is filled with really retrograde humor. Bathroom humor, falls, stupid puns, b...
DAVID CHASE
I am more weary of life, I think, than ever I was.
DAVID BRAINERD
The important thing is for the characters to feel real, and to be given the humanity they are due. T...
DAVID LEVITHAN
You can't take a knife on a plane anymore, but you can get on carrying a virus.
DAVID QUAMMEN
Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a wo...
LARRY DAVID
When I was living in New York and didn't have a penny to my name, I would walk around the street...
LARRY DAVID
I'm a walking, talking enigma.
LARRY DAVID
I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and le...
LARRY DAVID
I'm a walking, talking enigma. We're a dying breed.
LARRY DAVID
When I was living in New York, there was a lot of screaming in my life. I would just get into these ...
LARRY DAVID
My background is degradation and sloth, mostly.
LARRY DAVID
I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, ...
LARRY DAVID
It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home than overseas.
LARRY DAVID
In those days, reserve duty lasted for six years, which, I might add, was three times as long as ser...
LARRY DAVID
I tend to stay with the panic. I embrace the panic.
LARRY DAVID
If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.
LARRY DAVID
Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's lik...
LARRY DAVID
I'm surprised sometimes at how some of my actions are misinterpreted.
LARRY DAVID
Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting f...
LARRY DAVID
I don't like to make a big splash anyway.
LARRY DAVID
I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.
LARRY DAVID
Dementia is our most-feared illness, more than heart disease or cancer.
DAVID PERLMUTTER
We may never understand illnesses such as cancer. In fact, we may never cure it. But an ounce of pre...
DAVID AGUS
Sometimes when you get disappointment it makes you stronger.
DAVID RUDISHA