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You must realize that one day you will die. Until then you are worthless.
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Give me rampant intellectualism as a coping mechanism.
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The bright future is that readers are accepting more varied forms of stories.
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More and more, it feels like I'm doing a really bad impersonation of myself.
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You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake... This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a ...
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Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
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Of the big horror movies of the '70s, you have 'The Omen,' 'The Sentinel,' '...
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The best thing about getting a flu shot is that you never again need to wash your hands. That's ...
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We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will.
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My private history in terms of people in my life who are dead is very easy to discuss. I don't f...
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We are not special. We are not crap or trash, either. We just are. We just are, and what happens jus...
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My goal is to create a metaphor that changes our reality by charming people into considering their w...
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Portland in particular is a cheap enough place to live that you can still develop your passion - pai...
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People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they were scare...
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The lower you fall, the higher you'll fly.
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Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that's usually how you end up crying?
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The unreal is more powerful than the real, because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it, beca...
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If you start in the pit of despair with these profane, awful things, even a glimmer of hope or aware...
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A film has to maintain a certain decorum in order to be broadcast to a vast audience.
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My grandfather was hit over the head by a crane boom in Seattle. Some of the family claimed he was n...
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Movie brawls tend to be bloodless and quick.
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Hey, even the Mona Lisa is falling apart.
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You decide your own level of involvement.
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Our real discoveries come from chaos, from going to the place that looks wrong and stupid and foolis...
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The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.
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If I could wake up in a different place, at a different time, could I wake up as a different person?
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The most boring thing in the entire world is nudity. The second most boring thing is honesty.
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Hysteria is impossible without an audience. Panicking by yourself is the same as laughing alone in a...
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The best way is not to fight it, just go. Don't be trying all the time to fix things. What you run f...
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You can only hold a smile for so long, after that it's just teeth.
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The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open.
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What makes earth feel like hell is our expectation that it should feel like heaven.
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Parents are like God because you wanna know they're out there, and you want them to think well of yo...
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All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.
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For years now, I've wanted to fall asleep. The sort of slipping off, the giving up, the falling part...
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We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will.
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It's so hard to forget pain, but it's even harder to remember sweetness. We have no scar to show for...
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Ok. You fuck me, then snub me. You love me, you hate me. You show me a sensitive side, then you turn...
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Fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop ...
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If you don't know what you want," the doorman said, "you end up with a lot you don't.
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There are only patterns, patterns on top of patterns, patterns that affect other patterns. Patterns ...
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We'll be remembered more for what we destroy than what we create.
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The unreal is more powerful than the real. Because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it. Beca...
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Why do I do anything?' she says. 'I'm educated enough to talk myself out of any plan. To deconstruct...
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A good story should make you laugh, and a moment later break your heart.
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You realize that our mistrust of the future makes it hard to give up the past.
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You know how both life and porno movies end. The only difference is life starts with the orgasm.
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What people forget is a journey to nowhere starts with a single step, too.
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When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
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A menos que todo empeore, nada puede mejorar.
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You know how they say you only hurt the ones you love? Well, it works both ways.
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What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who I need is somebody ...
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No matter how much you love someone, you still want to have you own way.
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A girl calls and asks, "Does it hurt very much to die?"
"Well, sweetheart," I tell her, "yes, b...
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I used rebellion as a way to hide out. We use criticism as a fake participation.
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On the other side of the handrail, the hallway's gray marble floor looks as if we've climbed a stair...
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Love me, I'll be anyobdy you want me to be. Use me. Change me. I can be thin with big breasts and bi...
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Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.
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Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It's nice not to feel alone in a world full ...
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Just remember, the same as a spectacular Vogue magazine, remember that no matter how close you follo...
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Disaster is a natural part of my evolution. Toward tragedy and dissolution.
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If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything...
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The gyms you go to are crowded with guys trying to look like men, as being a man means looking the w...
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Nothing is static. Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart. Since fight club, I can wiggle half the teet...
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That old saying, how you always hurt the one you love, well, it works both ways
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College is like a fountain of knowledge - and the students are there to drink
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“Our real discoveries come from chaos, from going to the place that looks wrong and stupid and foo...
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You can kill a lifetime without feeling anything but skin.
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Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring asshole and proud of it.
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Did you ever think about life as a metaphor for television?
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On a large enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
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And maybe you don't go to hell for the things you do. Maybe you go to hell for the things you don't ...
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Only after disaster can we be ressurected.
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Imagine books and music and movies being filtered and homogenized. Certified. Approved for consumpti...
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I admire addicts. In a world where everybody is waiting for some bline, random disaster, or some sud...
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People have to really suffer before they can risk doing what they love.
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While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about.
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Within you right now is the power to do things you never dreamed possible. This power becomes availa...
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Las Vegas looks the way you'd imagine heaven must look at night.
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It's easy to cry when you realize that everyone you love will reject you or die.
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Recycling and speed limits are bullshit. They're like someone who quits smoking on his deathbed.
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Maybe we should always assume the worst.
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I hate how I don't feel real enough unless people are watching.
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We can spend our lives letting the world tell us who we are. Sane or insane. Saints or sex addicts. ...
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You are not your job, you're not how much money you have in the bank. You are not the car you drive....
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Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everyone I've ever known.
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The truth is, every son raised by a single mom is pretty much born married. I don't know, but until ...
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The laws that keep us safe, these same laws condemn us to boredom.
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The first step to eternal life, is you have to die.
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If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?
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If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character...
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When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.
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When nobody will look at you, you can stare a hole in them. Picking out all the little details you'd...
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You can't base your life on the past or the present. You have to tell me about your future.
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On a long enough timeline. The survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
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Your parents, they give you your life, but then they try to give you their life.
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I dread the promotion part of my job. It's agony, especially compared to the private, at-home jo...
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Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.
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I wanted to write about the moment when your addictions no longer hide the truth from you. When your...
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Jack Palance was my distant uncle - that's the family gossip. Growing up, my family knew everyth...
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Our Generation has had no Great war, no Great Depression. Our war is spiritual. Our depression is ou...
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I'm always trying to reach a transcendent point, a romantic point, but reach it in a really unco...
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My best advice for writers is: Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poo...
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With a book, you're guaranteed the audience has a certain skill level and that the audience has ...
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If there had been zombies on the iceberg when the Titanic hit it, that would have made a much better...
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Find joy in everything you choose to do. Every job, relationship, home... it's your responsibili...
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The only difference between suicide and martyrdom is press coverage.
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We're making the same mistakes we made 1,000 years ago. So they must be the right ones. So relax...
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What is the real purpose behind the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus? They seem like gr...
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My first four books, from 'Fight Club' to 'Choke,' dealt with personal identity issu...
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In 2008, while the film version of my book 'Choke' was coming to market, my mother was diagn...
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Mr. Olsen in the fifth grade made me want to be a writer. He said, 'Chuck, you do this really we...
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I know that I'm going to die and that you're going to die. I can't do anything about tha...
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Maybe it's better just living the way you figure life is when you're a kid. Before you get too smart...
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Real smart begins when you quit quoting other people.
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You hear the best stories from ordinary people. That sense of immediacy is more real to me than a lo...
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People don't want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. Their dis...
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Beginning with Santa Claus as a cognitive exercise, a child is encouraged to share the same idea of ...
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I say let me never be complete, I say may I never be content,I say deliver me from Swedish furniture...
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You have to give up! you have to give up!
You have to realize that someday you will die,
U...
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Big Brother fills us all with the same crap. My guess is he was clever the same way everybody thinks...
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It's easy to attack and destroy an act of creation. It's a lot more difficult to perform one.
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I feel my heart ache, but I've forgotten what that feeling means.
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Fathers. Mothers. With all their caring and attention. They will f--- you up, every time.
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Find good in what the world says is evil.
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Make me into anything, but just love me.
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Give me lust, baby.
Flash.
Give me malice.
Flash.
Give me detached existentialis...
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It's all mirror, mirror on the wall because beauty is power the same way money is power the same way...
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I thought we were a real love relationship. I did. I was very invested in love, but it was just this...
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Fuck me. I'm so tired of being me. Me beautiful. Me ugly. Blonde. Brunette. A million fucking fashio...
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If I can't be beautiful, I want to be invisible.
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Most times, it's just a lot easier not to let the world know what's wrong.
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No matter how much you think you love somebody, you'll step back when the pool of their blood edges ...
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No matter how careful you are, there's going to be the sense you missed something, the collapsed fee...
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I think a lot of people saw 'Fight Club' and thought, 'Right, here's our next Che Gu...
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My father worked for the railroad, and whenever a train crashed, we would go as a family and steal f...
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We live and we die and anything else is just a delusion.
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I would say any behavior that is not the status quo is interpreted as insanity, when, in fact, it mi...
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People would ask me to autograph their bodies and then the next time I'd see them on tour they&#...
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Personal identity seems like it's just such an American archetype, from Holly Golightly re-inven...
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Every decade, we get a stunning collection of dynamic, heartbreaking short stories. In the past, tho...
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Horror stories give us a way of exhausting our emotions around social issues, like a woman's rig...
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The trick to forgetting the big picture is to look at everything close-up.
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HELLO! Look at me. HELLO! I am so ZEN. This is BLOOD. This is NOTHING. Hello. Everything is nothing,...
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With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.
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What I did was pour out about a gallon of Chanel Number Five and put a burning wedding invitation to...
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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, doesn't it just lie there and rot?
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Without pain, without sacrifice we would have nothing. Like the first monkey shot into space.
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Find out what you're afraid of and go live there.
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The idea that population growth guarantees a better life - financially or otherwise - is a myth that...
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I tell everyone I interact with what I'm working on and let them bring me anecdotes that illustr...
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'At the Gates of the Animal Kingdom' by Amy Hempel showed me the lean quality of prose.
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If you take my stuff apart, you'll find my choruses of repetitions are picked up almost verbatim...
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Someday you will die, and until you know that, you're useless to me.
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She's not wearing makeup so her face just looks like skin.
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If you knew that your life was merely a phase or short, short segment of your entire existence, how ...
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Language, she said, was just our way to explain away the wonder and glory of the world. To deconstru...
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Sometimes the very best way to deal with unpleasant things is to depict them in ways that allow peop...
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My only writing ritual is to shave my head bald between writing the first and second drafts of a boo...
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My personal theory is that younger audiences disdain books - not because those readers are dumber th...
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He was the kind of boy any young girl should date while she's still able to recover.
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My secret wish is right now to be romancing this dead girl. A dead girl. Any dead girl. I'm not what...
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One thing I really envy about my friends who have kids is that as their children develop, they'r...
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You have no idea what it is like to constantly disappoint people. You see it the moment you meet the...
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Tyler and me at the edge of the roof, the gun in my mouth, I'm wondering how clean this gun is.
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Put a gun to my head and paint the wall with my brains.
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I try to forget about the expectation that's out there and the audience listening for the next t...
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In a way, a lot of my humor comes from presenting things that are dramatic or shocking and then peop...
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Then you're trapped in your lovely nest, and the things you used to own, now they own you.
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The things you used to own, now they own you.
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For me and my entire generation, we took on this kind of sarcastic, ironic, snarkiness because it se...
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No matter how much you think you love somebody, you'll step back when the pool of their blood ed...
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Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justifie...
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Hysteria is only possible with an audience.
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Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have ...
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Don't do what you want. Do what you don't want. Do what you're trained not to want. Do the things th...
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With a gun stuck in your mouth and the barrel of the gun between your teeth, you can only talk in vo...
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The things you own end up owning you.
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No fear. No distractions. The ability to let that which does not matter truly slide.
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We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depre...
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We just had a near-life experience!
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This is why I loved the support groups so much. If people thought you were dying, they gave you thei...
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It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.
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If you could be God's worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?
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Being tired isn't the same as being rich, but most times it's close enough.
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A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfec...
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Masochism is a valuable job skill.
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Someone bent on suicide won't have much sense of humor left.
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Which is worse: Hell or nothing?
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People don't want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. Their distrac...
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You buy furniture. You tell yourself, this is the last sofa I will ever need in my life. Buy the sof...
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Real discoveries come from chaos.
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The future is just wasted on some people.
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You can find fresh pain every time you discover what you pretty much already know.
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If you dont know what you want, you end up with a lot you dont
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Theres always the chance you could die right in the middle of your life story
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Us. God's forgotten Science Fair project, left to grow mold. God's goldfish, ignored until we're for...
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As if you cut open a rag doll with a sill name, and found inside:Real intestines, real lungs, a beat...
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You are not special. Your are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic...
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I tell everybody, i'm tired of being jerked around, okay? so lets just not pretend. i don't have fuc...
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Nós todos assistimos aos mesmos programas de TV. Ouvimos as mesmas coisas no rádio, conversamos sobre os mesmos assuntos uns com os outros. Não há mais novidades. É tudo mais do mesmo. Reprises.

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Nós todos assistimos aos mesmos programas de TV. Ouvimos as mesmas coisas no rádio, conversamos sobre os mesmos assuntos uns com os outros. Não há mais novidades. É tudo mais do mesmo. Reprises.

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