O God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains!" - Cassio (Act II, Scene iii)

I'm not drunk, just a little stoned.

Could man be drunk for ever
      With liquor, love, or fights,
Lief should I rouse at morning
      And lief lie down of nights.

But men at whiles are sober
      And think by fits and starts,
And if they think, they fasten
      Their hands upon their hearts.

I opened the doors to Hell and walked in gleefully.

Money & alcohol are one & alike,for they both intoxicate.

Mr Cobb was my escort. Such a nice escort, Mr Cobb. So attentive. You should see him sober. I should see him sober. Somebody should see him sober. I mean, just for the record. So it could become a part of history, that brief flashing moment, soon buried in time, but never forgotten - when Larry Cobb was sober.