OK, that doesn't scare you, but the Cheshire cat does?

Boy, do you know that the guy who did the voice for the Cheshire cat is the same guy who did the voice for Winnie the Pooh?

Oh, you can't help that,' said the cat. 'We're all mad here.

Alice asked the Cheshire Cat who was sitting in a tree "What road do I take?"

The cat asked, "Where do you want to go?"

"I don't know " answered Alice.

"Then, said the cat, it really doesn't matter, does it?

I do love irony. It’s so…complicated and coincidental.

Alice didn't think that proved it at all; however, she went on: 'And how do you know that you're mad?'
'To begin with,' said the Cat, 'a dog's not mad. You grant that?'
'I suppose so,' said Alice.
'Well then,' the Cat went on, 'you see, a dog growls when it's angry, and wags its tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad.'
'I call it purring, not growling,' said Alice.