FastSaying

Obviously, we've got limited time, and it takes timing to be major-league ready. You don't go from zero to 100.


Dave Littlefield

  Email Quote to Friends   Link to Quote   Create Short URL  Publish Text About This Quote   Share on Facebook, Twitter, and more
  See Recommended Quotes For You

Related

I dont really think its all that settled yet, ... Weve got a good group of guys, though. Im sure eve...
AARON KATZ Mr. [Dave] Littlefield extended that opportunity, ... That gave me an opportunity to grow as a manag...
LLOYD MCCLENDON You're trying to be ready for everything, and you're not ready for anything. We'd like for them to b...
HAL MCRAE You have to be ready for all the games and be at 100 per cent if you want to win in this League.
EDEN HAZARD As we say from time to time, it's hard to win in the National Football League.
JEFF FISHER It has changed things. It takes more time to get ready to go somewhere.
LINDA ARCHER Why go from 100 m.p.h. to zero? You wouldn't do that in your car. You'd do 70, then 50, then 20.
JOSEPH QUINN From the time I was 3, I wanted to be a major-league player. To accomplish that at 35, get my name o...
JIM MORRIS I think that when the lies are all told and forgot the truth will be there yet. It dont move about f...
CORMAC MCCARTHY Pace, rhythm and timing. Pace, rhythm and timing is what it's about. The content's got to be...
RON WHITE You can't know what it's like to be a major league umpire unless you were a major league ump...
DOUG HARVEY A major league pitching coach is a really difficult job. It takes a big commitment in terms of time,...
DAVID CONE We feel Brandon still has a chance to be a very good major league player. It was a question of timin...
CHRIS ANTONETTI Don't lie to yourself?
SONYA.E.WILLIAMS Weve talked in general about spin-offs and updating it - we dont have specific plans at this point. ...
BURT FEINTUCH We've gone from zero to 100 people round the table.
CONRAD LAUTENBACHER You know that we've got a few problems we need to talk through before we get married."

"I...
SUSAN ELIZABETH PHILLIPS That's the job of playing quarterback. You have to take your shots. You've got to get up from it and...
BYRON LEFTWICH I've got to be honest, there's no pleasure when you're working.
DANA PLATO Anyone can be heroic from time to time, but a gentleman is something you have to be all the time.
LUIGI PIRANDELLO You dont got to be the best, you just got to want it more than the next mother fucker
CHRIS MACHADO The governor has said that at some point in time, it would not be unlikely to hear from Major League...
BRIAN MCCLUNG They're obviously one of the top teams in the league, so you've got to be ready for those guys. It's...
JAY PANDOLFO Transformation takes place within us when we learn to be intentional and go from focusing on me to o...
FARSHAD ASL An older club tends to get it together later than a young club. Just like spring training. Young guy...
DUSTY BAKER To be or not to be is not a question of compromise. Either you be or you don't be.
GOLDA MEIR You don't just go from being injured to being back in form. It takes time.
COLIN CLARKE To be, or not to be, that is the question.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE It doesn't hurt to feel sad from time to time.
WILLIE NELSON I learn something in the interviews from time to time.
SAMANTHA BEE We all have our family issues from time to time.
AJA NAOMI KING 37. It is better to be single and unhappy than unhappily married.
JAMES C. DOBSON A lot was going to be expected of him. If he's ready to go, it takes time. He'll just be getting men...
REX RYAN We've got to shower it off and come out and be ready to go,
BRUCE BOCHY Never try to understand the life, just go with it. If you are ready to go with it where ever it take...
ANANDHA I always think about the fact that PewDiePie, who has tens of millions of followers, started with ze...
TYLER OAKLEY It usually takes 100 years to make a law, and then, after it's done its work, it usually takes 100 y...
HENRY WARD BEECHER When you give, you will be blessed. When you give, it will be given back to you.
CRAIG GROESCHEL I'm never going to be a size zero and, to be honest I don't want to be.
HANNAH TOINTON My view hasn't changed. We're just not ready for Major League Baseball.
JEFF BEAVER The average length of repair time is four hours from start to finish. Obviously, you have to include...
DAVE ZAGORAC Give someone a thought, and they will produce an act; When they sow that act, they will reap a habit...
PERRY ROTHENBAUM Negativity is like a wash of black rain after a nuclear explosion .To avert this from happening you ...
GARY F EVANS... You still got to go out there and pretend it's zero-zero. I think the team needed this a little more...
DAVID KOPP Be who you want to be not what others think you should be.
BILAL SAIF He's a major league player, a major league hitter. He's going to be back up here.
BRUCE BOCHY You don't have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it'll go.
YOGI BERRA All these scales have a range of scores from 0 to 100 with 100 being fully functional and zero indic...
W. VAUGHN MCCALL It's the West Valley League and the top teams in this league are tough. We know it's going to be a b...
BRUCE MOORE Yes! Very funny this terrible thing is. A man that is born falls into a dream like a man who falls i...
JOSEPH CONRAD We've got to play to our potential, play at 100%, get all our players fit and ready to go and not pu...
ANDREW STRAUSS To be or not to be. That's not really a question.
JEAN-LUC GODARD I didn't feel any pain. Obviously, I've got to be ready and build off these kinds of games.
JONATHAN GIRARD We've got enough talent to be competitive. We've got some kids that know what it takes to win. We ce...
DENNIS LONG It's profoundly disorienting to go from zero to celebrity.
PATRICK ROTHFUSS The sad heart needs work to do.
JOAN BAUER Most powerful of all powers in its holy insinuation is _being_. _To be_ is more powerful than even _...
GEORGE MACDONALD It might not be distance or time that takes you away from people. Maybe you decide when you let them...
CECILIA VINESSE He's starting to realize that's what it takes to play in this league day in and day out - you've got...
MIKE GRIER We knew it was going to be hyped. All the players and coaches got ready during the summer. We're rea...
CEDRIC GRIFFIN To be rich simply means,to be able to meet people's need.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) when your heart touched mine,I knew then we were one.
THERESA M WILSON To be rich simply means to be beneficial to others.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) More than any woman I ever knew, she comforted.' -Mrs. Huxley about Emma
DEBORAH HEILIGMAN That's silly,' said Martha. 'Friends should always tell each other the truth.
JAMES MARSHALL Kindness is the essence of greatness and the fundamental characteristic of the noblest men and women...
JOSEPH B. WIRTHLIN In this long eternal quest to be more like our Savior, may we try to be “perfect” men and women ...
JEFFREY R. HOLLAND And we learned that you don't have to be famous or rich or physically healthy to be a leader. You ju...
JOAN BAUER There is no tomorrow to remember if we don’t do something today, and to live most fully today, we ...
THOMAS S. MONSON Beauty—real everlasting beauty—lives not on our faces, but in our attitude and our actions. It l...
JUSTINA CHEN We've got to start from ground zero.
HOWARD SCHMIDT I knew (Seitz) and (Nancy Littlefield) were their best players. Littlefield got into foul trouble ea...
ELAINE PAGLIARULO As an actor, sometimes you feel a pressure to change yourself from time to time.
CHARLIE DAY We were wanting to play them. But you've got to come ready to play no matter who you play. You can't...
CLAY MCCAMMON Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it
SARA SHEPARD What would I have wanted to say if I had had the opportunity to see him one more time? I would like ...
LISA J. SHULTZ I tell them you can have it all but not at the one time. You have got to get the timing right.
JOAN BAKER Do I have the courage of being a ruthless man to myself with the complete knowledge on my manner or ...
FEREIDOON YAZDI In college, most of the time you can get by on your athletic ability, ... Sometimes last year, I got...
LARRY FITZGERALD I feel so much better. I can already tell how much better it feels than it did before that procedure...
DEREK THOMPSON people dont know you till they meet you. dont smile if you dont want to, dont be a false person, don...
CAROLINA JANETTE GOMEZ GONZALEZ Obviously, everything had to go through Dave to get those things done. He gave me enough latitude to...
MARK KOSTEK He's a big, strong, athletic kid. He's got a good fastball with excellent movement and good sink. He...
BEN CHERINGTON The market is still waiting for HSBC results, which will have a big impact on the direction of the m...
ANDREW TO Property shares had a technical rebound, but interest rate concerns will still affect properties unt...
ANDREW TO Bank of China's results were quite good; double-digit growth can be taken as good results for a bank...
ANDREW TO The index tried to challenge 18,000 but failed, so that triggered profit taking. Tokyo's slide also ...
ANDREW TO Trading seems to be focusing on selective counters because investors are cautious amid interest rate...
ANDREW TO We're seeing a minor technical rebound after Wall Street rebounded from two days of losses. The key ...
ANDREW TO Some investors have returned to pick up the stock at bargain prices.
ANDREW TO I think the take-up for the placement is not too good and other property developers may be discourag...
ANDREW TO We are afraid that our freedoms and liberties will be infringed in the future.
ANDREW TO I think there was some minor selling pressure on telecom stocks as the market continued to see a wea...
ANDREW TO It's time for Salt Lake City to have another major league team.
DAVE CHECKETTS Lou really had a year that he had to stay away from major league baseball. I didn't know that at the...
BOB CASTELLINI I got some work to do, ... I've got signs ready to go and I'll be talking to people.
CHRIS KING We acquired a ready player for the major leagues. In our opinion, he's ready to go.
BILL LAJOIE We put a lot of time in to get him ready. He was 100 percent ready for the fight. What are you going...
JEFF LINENFELSER It's obviously frustrating. We're not primed and ready to contend for a league or national champions...
DAVE LEITAO He is here and trained. He is just waiting for his visa, which usually takes from one to two weeks. ...
GREG ANDRULIS

More Dave Littlefield

In retrospect, it was a mistake. If I had it to do all over again, we certainly wouldn't have (not p...
DAVE LITTLEFIELD Jim has a lot of very good qualities and experience. He's got a very, very strong resume and a good ...
DAVE LITTLEFIELD He told us Thursday he felt some fatigue, and we really don't know much specifically beyond that.
DAVE LITTLEFIELD He has some left shoulder irritation. We don't anticipate this being any significant problem.
DAVE LITTLEFIELD The Pirates are extremely pleased to have Jim Tracy manage our club for the next three years. With h...
DAVE LITTLEFIELD Lloyd's a long-time Pirate and an upstanding guy. He's done a great job for us through the years as ...
DAVE LITTLEFIELD We'll look at it again tomorrow, after he sleeps on it and the swelling goes down or stays up, but i...
DAVE LITTLEFIELD We do have some numbers, I wouldn't call it excess. It's nice to have starting pitching, and it's th...
DAVE LITTLEFIELD First and foremost, this guy is a very good player. He gave us excellent production and he's a quali...
DAVE LITTLEFIELD He was trying to get back to the bag and he slid a little late.
DAVE LITTLEFIELD He came very fast last year. I don't want to put any restrictions on him, I'm just anxious to see ho...
DAVE LITTLEFIELD I feel bad for Sean. I know he feels bad about it and would like to be out here playing. But this is...
DAVE LITTLEFIELD There certainly has been the emphasis -- and has to be the emphasis -- on getting back on track. How...
DAVE LITTLEFIELD We obviously wanted to get him to an expert in that area. Once [Thompson] examined him and had all o...
DAVE LITTLEFIELD The way we've played the last three months hasn't been up to our capabilities. We have higher expect...
DAVE LITTLEFIELD I think there's probably more enthusiasm, energy and excitement about where we're at. I think there'...
DAVE LITTLEFIELD As disappointed as I am in the record, I do want to emphasize that with the current crop of players ...
DAVE LITTLEFIELD It shows he's rusty and needs more time.
DAVE LITTLEFIELD I don't think it's really a pressing issue. I think all of our focus has been on playing better base...
DAVE LITTLEFIELD He is very effective against right-handed hitters. He had a great year last year and we look for him...
DAVE LITTLEFIELD He's a player who is improving and becoming more productive, and to lose someone like that hurts.
DAVE LITTLEFIELD I think Chris will be back. But you have to keep in mind that these things can linger.
DAVE LITTLEFIELD When in life do you get a black and white printout that says this is what you should do? It just doe...
WARREN LITTLEFIELD When we developed the 'Seinfeld' show, we took a bet on Jerry Seinfeld, who was not a househ...
WARREN LITTLEFIELD I loved growing up in Montclair... I think it's grown and changed and embraced change.
WARREN LITTLEFIELD You don't know what the country is ready for unless you're pushing that envelope, and I was ...
WARREN LITTLEFIELD While 'Friends' was about a 20-something population and what they were going through, they w...
WARREN LITTLEFIELD My job was to find interesting material that would give us a quality television show.
WARREN LITTLEFIELD Creating things sometimes is difficult.
WARREN LITTLEFIELD There's no reason that there has to be a fringe network that illuminates an urban or a multiethn...
WARREN LITTLEFIELD 'A Different World' didn't have the blazing success that 'Cosby' had, but it was...
WARREN LITTLEFIELD My last series was on A.B.C., a one-hour called 'My Generation'. Critics liked it. I was on ...
WARREN LITTLEFIELD Our D.V.R.s make up the schedule of the shows that we're passionate about. You want Jon Stewart?...
WARREN LITTLEFIELD What Must-See T.V. was all about was one network, one night, for one decade. And a third of the coun...
WARREN LITTLEFIELD I was the network president. I thought I knew everything.
WARREN LITTLEFIELD NBC's pilot season of 1994 is legendary in the business. In a world where failure is commonplace...
WARREN LITTLEFIELD The writers and actors on 'Friends' were notoriously particular about what made it onto the ...
WARREN LITTLEFIELD A 'Friends' shoot night could extend well into the small hours of the morning.
WARREN LITTLEFIELD One way in which 'Friends' did resemble 'Seinfeld' is that it really found its audie...
WARREN LITTLEFIELD I fought to make a multiple series commitment with John Wells.
WARREN LITTLEFIELD In the history of pilot reports, 'Seinfeld' has got to be one of the worst of all time.
WARREN LITTLEFIELD At the end of Season 1 of 'Cheers', it was the lowest rated show in all of network televisio...
WARREN LITTLEFIELD I believe America wants and needs the shared experience of television. We far too often see in crise...
WARREN LITTLEFIELD 'Friends' played in this territory of being funny, and then also just grabbing your heart. A...
WARREN LITTLEFIELD Audiences want and need a shared viewing experience.
WARREN LITTLEFIELD When you're still in the broadcast business, you're still trying to reach tens of millions. ...
WARREN LITTLEFIELD Two hundred channel choices in most homes certainly gives you the world of choice. And so slicing it...
WARREN LITTLEFIELD Innovation comes to you from creators who do have a vision and a passion, and that is how we succeed...
WARREN LITTLEFIELD It's so silly and sophomoric. I'm not particularly outraged. It's certainly not the worst insult I'v...
BOB LITTLEFIELD I think it was a media-generated phenomenon. You guys blew that out of proportion.
BOB LITTLEFIELD It's really not anybody who wants a particular candidate. It's a bunch of people who like the status...
BOB LITTLEFIELD This sent the wrong message to the state.
BOB LITTLEFIELD Holding penalties killed us. We hit a groove in the first half, and then slowed down considerably in...
WES LITTLEFIELD I felt we could cut down on their passing lanes. We didn't get much pressure on them, but the lineba...
WES LITTLEFIELD If only there was something to trade, someone to trade with; Cass would rip her soul from her body a...
SOPHIE LITTLEFIELD He'll have to get used to the more physical nature of the college game.
DWIGHT LITTLEFIELD We had him in the middle of the press a lot, and he was able to flash and swing the ball. He was kin...
DWIGHT LITTLEFIELD They never quit. This has been a great group of kids. They didn't want it to end this way, but they ...
DWIGHT LITTLEFIELD We were expecting a zone of some type. We didn't execute well enough to get good shots. They got up ...
DWIGHT LITTLEFIELD That was big, but then you've got to get back and play defense, and that's what we didn't do. I had ...
DWIGHT LITTLEFIELD It's been fun. Today was a tough day, though.
DWIGHT LITTLEFIELD We're gaining more confidence as we're going along.
DWIGHT LITTLEFIELD They're very well-balanced. Inside and out, they're a tough team to defend.
DWIGHT LITTLEFIELD I thought we didn't pay enough attention to box-outs, and we let (Lovell) slide in and rebound the b...
DWIGHT LITTLEFIELD We knew they were a good shooting team. In the first half we didn't get a hand up and we gave them g...
DWIGHT LITTLEFIELD Read everything. Watch everything. Know your business. It's the squeaky wheel that gets the attentio...
WARREN LITTLEFIELD I love to walk. Walking is a spiritual journey and a reflection of living. Each of us must determine...
EDIE LITTLEFIELD SUNDBY I came to realize we are held in the arms of God and are utterly completely safe - in life and in de...
EDIE LITTLEFIELD SUNDBY Acceptance of death and cancer did not mean I intended to give up, just the opposite. I was prepared...
EDIE LITTLEFIELD SUNDBY When I put down Lance Armstrong’s book, I understood something profoundly. Edie, if you can move, ...
EDIE LITTLEFIELD SUNDBY When I put down Lance Armstrong’s book, I understood something profoundly. Edie, if you can move, ...
EDIE LITTLEFIELD SUNDBY Through the Grace of God and His medicine I am healed.” The prayer was accompanied by a vision str...
EDIE LITTLEFIELD SUNDBY If I’ve learned anything from facing death, it is that life is not meant to be survived. Life is t...
EDIE LITTLEFIELD SUNDBY A long walk is a slow remembering of how profound and wonderful life is; God is everywhere and in ev...
EDIE LITTLEFIELD SUNDBY We all die. Not all of us live.
EDIE LITTLEFIELD SUNDBY I started to walk the day I was told I was dying of cancer. I believe walking has kept me alive. I l...
EDIE LITTLEFIELD SUNDBY I walk to rid myself of the terror of cancer, and to overcome the fear of it coming back. The fear m...
EDIE LITTLEFIELD SUNDBY This story is not about avoiding death, but living life.
EDIE LITTLEFIELD SUNDBY I am fighting to stay alive not because I fear death, but because I love life.
EDIE LITTLEFIELD SUNDBY I thank God every day for this life, and I want there to be more, though that’s not known. What is...
EDIE LITTLEFIELD SUNDBY I do still get shocked every once in a while when I catch my reflection when I'm walking past a ...
DAVE MATTHEWS Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But...
DAVE ATTELL Everyone has a breaking point, turning point, stress point, the game is permeated with it. The fans ...
DAVE WINFIELD Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
DAVE BARRY We operate under a jury system in this country, and as much as we complain about it, we have to admi...
DAVE BARRY Instead of sailing off into the sunset, he hopes to sail into the next century.
DAVE ANDERSON For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
DAVE BARRY What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another pe...
DAVE BARRY Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
DAVE BARRY Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is ...
DAVE BARRY If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will ...
DAVE BARRY Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to a...
DAVE BARRY The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
DAVE BARRY It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another perso...
DAVE BARRY The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire.
DAVE BARRY I never excelled at one sport or had a very strong passion for anything other than wrestling and bod...
DAVE BAUTISTA A lot of these kids I think are more content just to be on Facebook and the computer than they are t...
DAVE ATTELL As an individual, I think you have to find your own path. I like the simplicity and purity of Hindui...
DAVE DAVIES I had a few brushes with death, where I nearly chose to go. The final one in 1996 did it for me. I s...
DAVE GAHAN The important thing to remember is that bugs don't actually talk.
DAVE FOLEY When people get disillusioned and get insecure and content about the future, they tend to brood abou...
DAVE DAVIES Jazz isn't dead yet. It's the underpinning of everything in this country. Whether it's a...
DAVE BRUBECK And that's actually the brunt of what we do is, people going straight from their workplace, stra...
DAVE EGGERS That's country music for you - bourbon and the Bible.
DAVE HAYWOOD So this is the space during tutoring hours. It's very busy. Same principles: one-on-one attentio...
DAVE EGGERS You can do and use the skills that you have. The schools need you. The teachers need you. Students a...
DAVE EGGERS The Left likes to think of itself as the bulwark of progressive liberal individualism, and yet it se...
DAVE BRAT Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
DAVE BARRY A standard sitcom... is a very standard idea, like these people falling in love and living with each...
DAVE FINKEL Standing out as a writer today requires more than a bright idea and limpid prose. Authors need to be...
DAVE MORRIS Empire Square production finishes in about a month's time, so at the moment, right now, I'm ...
DAVE ROWNTREE It is criminal to put our servicemen and women in harm's way and to put the lives of so many civ...
DAVE MATTHEWS We don't have enough people going into those fields and there is a high burnout rate in some hea...
DAVE OBEY Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker room is th...
DAVE BARRY If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
DAVE BARRY The question is, why are politicians so eager to be president? What is it about the job that makes i...
DAVE BARRY I go to see some big shows of other bands, and I feel like I'm so bombarded and over-stimulated ...
DAVE GAHAN I'm tired of high policy talks. I want to focus on nuts and bolts.
DAVE FREUDENTHAL The thing that will never go away is that connection you make with a band or a song where you're...
DAVE GROHL I played a homosexual bodyguard in 'The Last Detective,' and that was quite a pleasure to do...
DAVE LEGENO It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another perso...
DAVE BARRY The baby boomer surge is forcing society to face decisions about costs - and particularly what is va...
DAVE DEBRONKART Granted, a long book can be as daunting as a hard one. I nearly reached for 'Game of Thrones'...
DAVE MORRIS Joy comes from places you least expect it. It's usually the simple things, like watching my son ...
DAVE GAHAN If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to...
DAVE BARRY The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or...
DAVE BARRY The waves of love roll throughout the Universe, and overflow in our hearts..
Everything is ONE!
DAVE ZEBIAN I like the relaxed way in which the Japanese approach religion. I think of myself as basically a mor...
DAVE BARRY I'm so alive.

As I stand facing the beauty of the never-ending Pacific Ocean, a late afte...
DAVE PELZER 'Breaking Bad' and 'The Shield' were planned right from the start so that their narr...
DAVE MORRIS I found there's a fairly blatant racism in America that's already there, and I don't thi...
DAVE MATTHEWS I want to make hand-held music, undiminished by the need to make everybody in the world listen at on...
DAVE SITEK We all have to die some day, if we live long enough.
DAVE FARBER We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless...
DAVE BARRY The primary function of the government is - and here I am quoting directly from the U.S. Constitutio...
DAVE BARRY There just isn’t enough cock in this world to be caught suckin’ and be called anything but a slu...
DAVE MATTHES ...you're either gonna spend your life fucking pussy, or taking it to church.
DAVE MATTHES I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.
DAVE BARRY That’s what books do. They are the building blocks, the DNA, if you will, of you. Think of everyth...
DAVE EGGERS I will not wait to love as best as I can. We thought we were young and that there would be time to l...
DAVE EGGERS Quantity is what you count, quality is what you count on.
DAVE BARRY It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know ...
DAVE BARRY You had me at "We'll make it look like an accident."
DAVE BARRY Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
DAVE BARRY I'd take a nerf bullet for you.
DAVE BARRY What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my car...
DAVE BARRY The first person who decided to say a word instead of throwing a rock can be considered the starter ...
DAVE BARRY It was not that Adam ate the apple for the apple's sake, but because it was forbidden. It would have...
DAVE BARRY I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to r...
DAVE BARRY Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic.
DAVE BARRY I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it.
DAVE BARRY In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is ba...
DAVE BARRY Books have a unique way of stopping time in a particular moment and saying: Let’s not forget this.
DAVE EGGERS Wake up naked drinking coffee
Making plans to change the world
While the world is changing...
DAVE MATTHEWS Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see wi...
DAVE BARRY Can you imagine the reaction of a British tabloid newspaper if they found a small school in rural En...
DAVE GORMAN We have advantages. We have a cushion to fall back on. This is abundance. A luxury of place and time...
DAVE EGGERS How could I have been anyone other than me?
DAVE MATTHEWS My band career ended late in my senior year when John Cooper and I threw my amplifier out the dormit...
DAVE BARRY As a rule, software systems do not work well until they have been used, and have failed repeatedly, ...
DAVE PARNAS Don't get suckered in by the comments ... they can terribly be misleading.
DAVE STORER Giving half answers won't make the conversation half as long.
DAVE JOHNSON Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would b...
DAVE BARRY A theme is a memory aid, it helps you through the presentation just as it also provides the thread o...
DAVE CAREY What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be...
DAVE BARRY Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popula...
DAVE BARRY Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated ...
DAVE BARRY Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what you're told.
DAVE BARRY There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who ...
DAVE BARRY The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the ...
DAVE BARRY It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in...
DAVE BARRY In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went...
DAVE BARRY Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns h...
DAVE BARRY Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybo...
DAVE BERRY Anything done for the first time unleashes a demon.
DAVE SIM I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any ...
DAVE BARRY The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
DAVE BARRY A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer
DAVE BARRY It is a good idea to "shop around" before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition of his Mer...
DAVE BARRY Americans who travel abroad for the first time are often shocked to discover that, despite all the p...
DAVE BARRY The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they...
DAVE BARRY My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible.
DAVE BARRY The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning "ability to," and bics, meaning "withst...
DAVE BARRY Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should aris...
DAVE BARRY The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.
DAVE BARRY The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas...
DAVE BARRY We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless y...
DAVE BARRY Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that h...
DAVE BARRY If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving infant's life, she will choose to sa...
DAVE BARRY And computers are getting smarter all the time: scientists tell us that soon they will be able to ta...
DAVE BARRY The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious pe...
DAVE BARRY Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
DAVE BARRY New York Taxi Rules:1. Driver speaks no English.2. Driver just got here two days ago from someplace ...
DAVE BARRY Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organiza...
DAVE BARRY Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won...
DAVE BARRY Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night
DAVE BARRY Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
DAVE BARRY Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
DAVE BARRY I care about our young people, and I wish them great success, because they are our Hope for the Futu...
DAVE BARRY One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a compute...
DAVE BARRY