Of all the pestilence's dire, Including famine, flood, and fire; By Satan and his imps rehearsed, The neighbors' children are the worst

They love what they're doing. It's the love of the fire service and serving their neighbors that keep them doing it.

Neighbors don't like it. But my children and their friends enjoy riding around my pond. We're not hurting no one or bothering no one else.

who think Satan needs to be at City Hall.

I murdered my dad with an aluminum baseball bat and I set the house on fire from my dad's bedroom,

You can fire your secretary, divorce your spouse, abandon your children. But they remain your co-authors forever.