Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy.

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the bible.

If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such

The most expensive haircut I ever had cost ?10.

Anything that costs you your integrity is too expensive.

It's expensive to open your mouth...