Oh, I don’t know. That digression business got on my nerves. I don’t know. The trouble with me is, I like it when somebody digresses. It’s more interesting and all.
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Related That digression business got on my nerves. I don't now. The trouble with me is, I like it whe... J.D. SALINGER I have a tendency to overthink things, especially when it comes to my friends, and I don’t know…... TAMARA IRELAND STONE You cant live champagne life,if you cant buy beer. I DONT KNOW I love you; I love you and I don’t care that you’re my sister; don’t be with him, don’t want... CASSANDRA CLARE Whatever you do, don’t feel sorry for me. I know it’s the best you can do. Life hasn’t hit you... JACQUELYN NICOLE DAVIS I had this feeling suddenly. I get this feeling a lot, but I don’t know if there’s one word for ... LEILA SALES He clung to her more tightly, knotting his hands in her hair, trying to tell her, with the press of ... CASSANDRA CLARE First of all, I know it’s all people like you. And that’s what’s so scary. Individua... DAVE EGGERS We women, me and you. Tell me something real. Don’t just say I’m grown and ought to know. I don�... TONI MORRISON I myself, as I’m writing, don’t know who did it. The readers and I are on the same ground. When ... HARUKI MURAKAMI He examines my face closely. “What’s going on in your head?” “I don’t know,” I whisper b... SUZANNE COLLINS Pamela, I’m in love with you. Yeah, it’s that bad. You’re so beautiful to me. Shut up! Lemme t... LOUIS C.K. It’s very beautiful over there.” I don’t know where there is, but I believe it’s somewhere, ... JOHN GREEN It’s just . . . everything. There are too many people. And I don’t fit in. I don’t know how to... RAINBOW ROWELL Every time I think I’m getting smarter I realize that I’ve just done something stupid. Dad says ... KAREN MARIE MONING So I know she forgives me, just as I forgive her. Thomas Edison’s last words were: “It’s very ... JOHN GREEN Remember, when you don’t know what to do, it never hurts to play Scrabble. It’s like reading the... KELLY LINK Don’t be with him, don’t want him, don’t go with him. Be with me. Want me. Stay with me. ... CASSANDRA CLARE I fear being alone more than anything else. So why do I do this? Why do I push away the people I lov... VICTORIA AVEYARD And if they do, I hope heaven is a road trip. I hope it’s you and me and Renny and Ted with n... MADELEINE ROUX I’m sorry. I don’t know how many times to tell you this for you to know it,” I continued. “F... FELICIA TATUM I could feel my insides sink. My knees too. So I sat on the ground, against the wall, letting it sup... JENNY HAN It’s me,” he said, and cleared his throat. “I could understand if you didn’t believe me, but... CASSANDRA CLARE I do know you, Fancy. All about you. The problem is, you don’t know about me. DIA REEVES Nobody looks like what they really are on the inside. You don’t. I don’t. People are much more c... NEIL GAIMAN I have what you might call “logical empathy” for people I don’t know. That is, I can understan... JOHN ELDER ROBISON It’s just... everything. There are too many people. And I don’t fit in. I don’t know how to be... RAINBOW ROWELL Tell me Zach.” I don’t know if it was the wind or the adrenaline, but I shivered. “And don’t... ALLY CARTER I don’t want to love him—this would be so much simpler if I didn’t. But I do. He’s funn... RACHEL VINCENT Thomas Edison’s last words were ‘It’s very beautiful over there’. I don’t know where there... JOHN GREEN Thomas Edison’s last words were: “It’s very beautiful over there.” I don’t know where ther... JOHN GREEN Thomas Edison’s last words were: “It’s very beautiful over there.” I don’t know where ther... JOHN GREEN I don’t know how to be silent when my heart is speaking. FYODOR DOSTOYEVSKY To love is to think. And I almost forget to feel only from thinking about her. I don’t k... ALBERTO CAEIRO “People don’t attach themselves to me, Rachel.” She kisses my shoulder, and a sh... KATIE MCGARRY I don’t mind crack,” I said. “I like crack as much as the next man. But it’s not doing a thi... PAUL MURRAY Oh Tigger, where are your manners?" "I don’t know, but I bet they’re having more fun ... A.A. MILNE Don’t you see? It’s like we’ve known each other all these years. Without even seeing each othe... CAROL RIFKA BRUNT I really like the short stories that Melissa Bank writes. I think she's sort of channeling the f... WHIT STILLMAN Lindsey patted my arm. “Don’t be embarrassed. It’s about time you two made the beast with two ... CHLOE NEILL I'm a huge classics fan. I love Ernest Hemingway and J.D. Salinger. I'm that guy who rereads... JOHN KRASINSKI That guy seemed like a douche-bro.” It’s one of the longest sentences she’s ever sa... ASHLEY POSTON I was trying to feel some kind of good-bye. I mean I’ve left schools and places I didn’t even kn... J.D. SALINGER Oh, see then, the Simi is not in trouble. I just kill the Greek god and all’s fine. (Simi) Yo... SHERRILYN KENYON I don’t know how we can go into a partnership with them when we don’t have the information, GREG MILLER I mean, it’s stupid to miss someone you didn’t even get along with. But I don’t know, it was n... JOHN GREEN I don’t understand anything about the ballet; all I know is that during the intervals the ballerin... ANTON CHEKHOV I think J.D. Salinger is correct in granting no interviews, and in making no speeches. PATRICIA HIGHSMITH When I’m with you," he began again, "it’s like… I still don’t feel normal. But I can see nor... JENNIFER ECHOLS Had I got a dating profile, it would be like this: Looks- 6/10: I know Humor-9/10- you’l... BHAVIK SARKHEDI In that etymological light nostalgia seems something like the pain of ignorance, of not knowing. You... MILAN KUNDERA Ritsu: "I’m a complete failure. At everything I do, I’m absolutely worthless. I know this, and y... NATSUKI TAKAYA one thing I don’t need is any more apologies i got sorry greetin me at my front door NTOZAKE SHANGE Don’t look back & ask why, move forward & say why not as curiosity keeps moving ,opening new door ... DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA Don’t look back & waste your time, what you have lost, can be a lesson for you, nothing more than ... DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA I don’t know what’s wrong with that girl. PAU GASOL I think Kitaru is honestly seeking something,” I went on. “In his own way, at his own pace. It�... HARUKI MURAKAMI I know you’re just a rag doll now, sewn together with memories that we might have had. I know you�... PLEASEFINDTHIS Aye, well, I've got my garden. LIKE I I told my Nike representative, 'Why didn't you guys use me for this?''' Williams said, laughing. LIKE I On the interception, I was out of bounds, LIKE I casually made his 'abort black fetuses' argument. LIKE I I can field my position. If I start worrying about being ready for a line drive too soon that means ... LIKE I I told him that he played a great game,'' said Falcons quarterback Michael Vick , who like Manning w... LIKE I I was so concerned with getting the ball out of my hands and not taking the sack, that sometimes I t... LIKE I I knew I had to throw the ball better,'' Manning said of his poor start. LIKE I I think the reason that I have that title or that moniker is because people don't know what to expec... LIKE I You're either ready and prepared to take on the task, or you're not,'' he said. LIKE I I did not have one butterfly out there today,'' he said. LIKE I Married to the Mob. LIKE I Hello you're with Drudge. LIKE I I don't expect Christian Fundamentalists to reach out to me. They are adamant that homosexuals are i... LIKE I throw enough shit at the wall and some should stick? LIKE I I'm not happy, that's all I can say about it,'' he said. LIKE I Blake: So what am I missing in books that I can’t get through real life experiences? Evelyn: ... RACHEL HERA A girl’s got to use what she’s given and I’m not going to make a guy drool the way a Britney v... LADY GAGA For God’s sake. Don’t do that.” “Don’t do what?” “Smile.” TESSA DARE Most often, what I don’t know will have a vastly greater bearing on my life that what I do know. CRAIG D. LOUNSBROUGH I don’t know why it’s not universally acknowledged that looking back is a terrible idea. It only... AMANDA BOUCHET I mean, I don’t know how the world broke. And I don’t know if there’s a God who can help us fi... RACHEL COHN Aren’t you coming with us?” I feel his hand on my cheek. I know what this means and I slap ... RICK YANCEY He’s always asking: ‘Is that new? I haven’t seen that before.’ It’s like, Why don’t you ... MICHELLE OBAMA You know what I like about you, Finch? You’re interesting. You’re different. And I can talk to y... JENNIFER NIVEN Nowhere? I don’t know where that is JORGE SILVA RODIGHIERO I don’t think I pity her. She doesn’t strike me as a girl that suggests compassion. I think I en... HENRY JAMES You’re too much”, he said. “You talk too much, love too much, feel too much. And I don’t kno... A BOOK I'LL NEVER WRITE Love is like breakfast with Mildred. Who’s Mildred? How the heck should I know? I don’t eat brea... JAROD KINTZ What she doesn’t know is that I don’t want to feel better. I don’t want to go on with my life ... JANET GURTLER You wouldn’t dare!” I cocked my head at him and thought about it. “Why do people say... GARON WHITED It’s okay. It may not seem like it right now, but you are going to be fine. I know it’s scary, b... CONNOR FRANTA People who haven’t red hair don’t know what trouble is. L.M. MONTGOMERY I don’t sell spells, and I don’t sell tricks. I don’t carry illusions or marked cards or weigh... BENEDICT JACKA I don’t know what love is very well either, but I hope it feels like this KATIE MCGARRY I don’t know when it became socially acceptable to be late. ELLEN DEGENERES I love him. So much. To the point where you won’t understand. You don’t get it because I don’t... DOMINIC RICCITELLO Just don’t give up on us. Please, don’t give up. I’m a shell without you, Alayna. I can barely... LAURELIN PAIGE I really began to love to read while in high school, and my favorite authors were my heroes: J.D. Sa... LOUIS SACHAR I don’t think that I’ve been in love as such Although I liked a few folk pretty well L... NEIL GAIMAN I don’t know why life isn’t constructed to be seamless and safe, why we make such glaring mistak... ANNE LAMOTT I don’t snore.” He nodded with a wide grin. “It’s a quiet peaceful kind of snoring. Lik... ILONA ANDREWS
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SALINGER I prayed for the city to be cleared of people, for the gift of being alone—a-l-o-n-e: which is the... J.D. SALINGER Listen, if you're not going to be a nun or something, you might as well laugh. J.D. SALINGER Each of his phrases was rather like a little ancient island, inundated by a miniature sea of whiskey... J.D. SALINGER Did you see more glass? J.D. SALINGER You take a really sleepy man, Esmé, and he always stands a chance of again becoming a man with all ... J.D. SALINGER Her joke of a name aside, her general unprettiness aside, she was, in terms of permanently memorable... J.D. SALINGER You know that apple Adam ate in the Garden of Eden, referred to in the Bible?' he asked. 'You know w... J.D. SALINGER She was a girl who for a ringing phone dropped exactly nothing. She looked as if her phone had been ... J.D. SALINGER The worst thing that being an artist could do to you would be that it would make you slightly unhapp... J.D. SALINGER They love their reasons for loving us almost as much as they love us, and most of the time more. It'... J.D. SALINGER He said I was unequipped to meet life because I had no sense of humor. J.D. SALINGER Written in ink, in German, in a small, hopelessly sincere handwriting, were the words "Dear God, lif... J.D. SALINGER You asked me how to get out of the finite dimensions when I feel like it. I certainly don't use logi... J.D. SALINGER If I were God, I certainly wouldn't want people to love me sentimentally. It's too unreliable... J.D. SALINGER Poets are always taking the weather so personally. They're always sticking their emotions in things ... J.D. SALINGER We’re freaks, that’s all. Those two bastards got us nice and early and made us into freaks with ... J.D. SALINGER Just because somebody's dead, you don't just stop liking them-especially if they were about a thousa... J.D. SALINGER If I were a piano player, I'd play it in the goddam closet. J.D. SALINGER People never think anything is anything really. I'm getting goddam sick of it. J.D. SALINGER Every time you mention some guy that's strictly a bastard— very mean, or very conceited and all—... J.D. SALINGER I think if you don't really like a girl, you shouldn't horse around with her at all, and if you do l... J.D. SALINGER If you sat around there long enough and heard all the phonies applauding and all, you got to hate ev... J.D. SALINGER It's really too bad that so much crumby stuff is a lot of fun sometimes. J.D. SALINGER Anyway, I'm sort of glad they've got the atomic bomb invented. If there's ever another war, I'm goin... J.D. SALINGER I live in New York, and I was thinking about the lagoon in Central Park, down near Central Park Sout... J.D. SALINGER I don't even know what I was running for—I guess I just felt like it. J.D. SALINGER It's not too bad when the sun's out, but the sun only comes out when it feels like coming out. J.D. SALINGER Sleep tight, ya morons! J.D. SALINGER Goddam money. It always ends up making you blue as hell. J.D. SALINGER If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was bor... J.D. SALINGER Everybody in this family gets his goddamn religion in a different package. J.D. SALINGER Girls. Jesus Christ. They can drive you crazy. - Holden Caulfield J.D. SALINGER She was around ten minutes late, as a matter of fact. I didn't give a damn, though. All that crap th... J.D. SALINGER One day a long time from now you'll cease to care anymore whom you please or what anybody has to say... J.D. SALINGER You can hit my father over the head with a chair and he won't wake up, but my mother, all you have t... J.D. SALINGER But what I mean is, lots of time you don’t know what interests you most till you start talking abo... J.D. SALINGER Then the carousel started, and I watched her go round and round...All the kids tried to grap for the... J.D. SALINGER Some people you shouldn't kid, even if they deserve it. J.D. SALINGER We got passes, till midnight after the parade. I met Muriel at the Biltmore at seven. Two drinks, tw... J.D. SALINGER -Hey, listen," I said. "You know those ducks in that lagoon right near Central Park South? That litt... J.D. SALINGER If you're not in the mood, you can't do that stuff right. J.D. SALINGER I can be quite sarcastic when I'm in the mood. J.D. SALINGER There is a marvelous peace in not publishing ... I like to write. I love to write. But I write just ... J.D. SALINGER I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of trying to make me happy J.D. SALINGER Probably for every man there is at least one city that sooner or later turns into a girl. How well o... J.D. SALINGER O tipo da marinha e eu dissemos um ao outro que tinha sido um prazer. Que é uma coisa que me deixa ... J.D. SALINGER People always think something's all true. J.D. SALINGER It's such a stupid question, in my opinion. I mean, how do you know what you're going to do till you... J.D. SALINGER Know your true measurements and dress your mind accordingly J.D. SALINGER Keep me up till five because all your stars are out, and for no other reason…Oh dare to do it Budd... J.D. SALINGER I don't like it when it stings,' he said. 'Nobody does. J.D. SALINGER American people simply will not countenance being lied to by their own President. PIERRE SALINGER