Oh, I just wasted two hundred dollars on a gym membership, which I didn’t use…even once. My shorts are getting shorter. Lately I’ve been looking like a slut—unintentionally of course.

She talks about being a Christian as if it’s a gym membership you can sign up for.

...the gym is a kind of wildlife preserve for bodily exertion. A preserve protects species whose habitat is vanishing elsewhere, and the gym (and home gym) accommodates the survival of bodies after the abandonment of the original sites of bodily exertion.

I used to go to the gym but it turned into a chore. With gymnastics, you're getting great exercise and also learning real skills.

You can exercise anytime, anywhere. It doesn't have to be the gym.

My workout is ballet class and rehearsal - I've never belonged to a gym.