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Oh, I see. You’re horny.”
Kent cleared his throat. “I believe we’ve had more than one discussion about that adjective.”
“Right,” Cali corrected, frowning as she peered at the cellulite on the top of the back of her thighs. “You’re not horny. You’re lascivious.

Zannie Adams

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