Andy Weir
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Wait. Let me guess. You’re giving me the cold shoulder, right?”
I’m a simple man without a lot of complicated twists and turns. Look down my throat and you can se... 
Since we’re playing that game… I tilted my face up to his and gave him a lovesick gaze.
For a long time,’ Nico said, ‘I had a crush on you. I just wanted you to know.’ Percy looked a... 
Just you wait till I’m a vampire! I’m not going to be sitting on the sidelines next time. 
Hey, I’m not judging. I’m familiar with IT-relations. Just wait until you meet our spaceship. Sh... 
I’m not his bodyguard,” said Isabelle. “I’m his girlfriend. Which gives me the right to kick... 
Not half as much as I’d miss me if you killed me. (He blinked like a girl and leaned against Ash�... 
Remember that I’m still a monster. I can listen to you scream and cry and beg and I still won’t ... 
'But I don’t want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.'Oh, you can’t help that,' said the Ca... 
But I don’t want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.'Oh, you can’t help that,' said the Cat... 
You’re wasting your life being involved with me.”
But I don’t want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
I am not your mother. I’m not looking for something else from life. I’m not looking for more. I�... 
I’m supposed to meet Ainsley for lunch and then...we’re hanging out.”
If you all will please excuse me,” Red said and headed out of the courtyard. “I think I’m goin... 
Get up in the morning, catch the bus- you have to sit out there and wait. Then in the winter time, i... 
If you don't like the weather, wait a minute 
Yelena.” I halted in the doorway, looking back over my shoulder.
Oh it was my pleasure, dears,” said Mrs. Weasley. “I’d invite you for Christmas, but … well,... 
Which came first, the phoenix or the flame?'
Knock him out, Paris!'
You get this drama, babe, you got until the end of Tack’s meeting to burn it out, but mark this, L... 
If I got to you once, I can do it again. And maybe next time I won’t waste my breath trying to pro... 
I’m going to walk over to you,” I say, taking one step at a time in her direction like I’m tal... 
Mom’s not feeling well. So I’m making her a get well card.”
No," Cath said, "Seriously. Look at you. You’ve got your shit together, you’re not scared of any... 
If you do not apologize to Lady Honoria,” Marcus said, his voice so mild as to be terrifying, “I... 
WAIT, WAIT! JUST one more!”
I’m too selfish to leave you,” I said. Noah pulled back so I could see his smile. “I’m too s... 
Molly blinked, then looked at Thomas and said, "Wait a minute.... We're his flunkies."
We’re not going to give in. We’re going to fight.”
I’m good at doing things I’m not supposed to,” she said, then kicked the door open. 
Wait a minute, wait a minute. Sen. Kennedy just propounded a very, very long question. Now let him (... 
I’m sorry I’m slow.” 
His eyebrows pulled in. “You won’t leave me, right? Even when I’m a pain in the ass?”
Jesper knocked his head against the hull and cast his eyes heavenward. “Fine. But if Pekka Rollins... 
Let this time in your life cut you open and drain all of the things that are holding you back. I’m... 
Got your text,” he said when I climbed out. “How much did it hurt?”
I’d kiss you, too, if I was closer.”(claire)
Don’t get smart - you two are in a heap of trouble!” snarled Anderson. “Names!”
Oh, darling, you will be good to me, won’t you? Because we’re going to have a strange life. 
I’m not God, and I can’t always offer chances. I’m not sure if this won’t be your last. 
If you want something to grow and be so beautiful you could have a nice day just from looking at it,... 
Ground rules, Tanner,” he growled. Tanner paled. More good. “No alcohol. No smoking. No drugs. N... 
I’m not waiting until my hair turns white to become patient and wise. Nope, I’m dyeing my hair t... 
You can't just sit there and wait for people to give you that golden dream. You've got to get out th... 
I’m thinking,” he said, following the flick of my tongue over my bottom lip, “that I look at y... 
Then I flip Kate the finger. Immature, I know, but apparently we’re now both functioning at the pr... 
Just as you won’t enjoy the fruits of the tree you dislike, so you won’t even wait to learn from... 
I’m not scared of never meeting you. I’m scared of having met you, and let you go. 
Never sit back and wait for a opportunity to find you, get up and search for one, it exists find it! 
I’ve stopped thinking all the time of what happened yesterday. And stopped asking myself what’s ... 
Eat your heart out. Oh, wait. You can’t. It’s not organic. 
I’ll try to be around and about. But if I’m not, then you know that I’m behind your eyelids, a... 
The system is only as good as its leaders. When they fail—when the system fails—you better damn ... 
Dear past, I survived you. Dear present, I’m ready for you. Dear future, I’m coming for you. 
I’m going to grab a cheeseburger,” I told Patch. “Want anything?”
If you have nothing left to want, then you just wait. Until there's nothing left to wait for. 
Bono met his wife in high school," Park says.
I grew my beard out a little bit just to show that, indeed, I am a man. 
When you have an audience standing and screaming the entire way through the short program and cheeri... 
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In the 20 long, hungry years between my late teens and late 30s I bought in to virtually every new d... 
Bicycles are almost as good as guitars for meeting girls 
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I'm looking forward to some more solo acoustic dates. That's a lot of fun for me, because I ... 
The crushing, pitiful, and frequently just plain risible pathos of an unsuccessful actor/performer&#... 
I don't know if I discovered I had any talent. It was dogged persistence. I had to have the musi... 
close to 100 per cent. 
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