Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure... not even close.

Dan Castellaneta

Dan Castellaneta

Bank Measly No Open Piggy Smashed

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