Oh yes, I've been approached to do all sorts of nonsense. How about a remake of 'West Side Story?'
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JUDE WATSON It SMELLS ancient," - Dan Cahill
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RICK RIORDAN I remember I would always joke among my friends about a remake of 'Point Break'. I would say...
EDGAR RAMIREZ 'West Side Story' I used to watch all the time - I don't know why. Well, I do - it's...
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KRISTIN CAST I've never been a fan of directors who clutter a piece with all sorts of crazy preconceptions or...
DAN STEVENS Oh, you know, I think it was definitely a little pressure, to remake something like 'Fame'.
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ALAN BALL I've flown out of character so many times. In that sense I've been lucky, because I've b...
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JOHN RAESE I would like, if I can, to broaden the possibilities of the musical theater. I think there's a b...
RICHARD RODGERS I'm still a big 'Grey's Anatomy' fan.
BROOKE ELLIOTT I used to watch 'Grey's Anatomy' pretty religiously.
ERINN HAYES I've never been a yes man.
ROGERS HORNSBY A lot of people say to me, 'Is this good, to do to a Shakespeare piece?' And I think, 'Y...
KELLY ASBURY With any of the movies I've had a chance to do, or any of the TV shows I've had a chance to ...
JOHN CENA For my books of nonfiction I write about subjects I find fascinating. I've been a Yankees and a ...
DAVID A. ADLER I've always been a fan of advertising, I've always been a fan of television, I've loved ...
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TIM BURTON But audio is a component of video, so there's always been that anyway, and although we've ne...
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JOHNNY GALECKI I'd love to do a superhero movie, like a remake of Wonder Woman.
ALESSANDRA TORRESANI I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?
PHYLLIS DILLER I do not want to be a robot, a cog in society who answers 'yes' because 'yes' is con...
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MARA BROCK AKIL I've never read Joseph Campbell, and I don't know all that much about story archetypes.
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JOAN SUTHERLAND I've never been a waitress, hostess, bartender or any of the typical side jobs you'd expect ...
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LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA My general attitude to life is to enjoy every minute of every day. I never do anything with a feelin...
RICHARD BRANSON I've definitely had my moments in relationships where I've been able to say yes, I have been...
OMARI HARDWICK I've been a conservative in West Virginia before that was popular. I've seen a change in Wes...
JOHN RAESE I don't care what I look like; it's how people think of me. And I do care how people think o...
MILLIE BOBBY BROWN My first big role was when I was 17 and I got the part playing Maria in 'West Side Story' in...
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CHAD HARBACH I've been strong and determined all my life about many things I've wanted.
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TERRY KATH Evil begins when you begin to treat people as things.
TERRY PRATCHETT To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your own path, and don't worry about the darknes...
TERRY PRATCHETT Famous I don't know about. It's hard to be famous and alive. I just want to play music every day and...
TERRY PRATCHETT No, what he didn't like about heroes was that they were usually suicidally gloomy when sober and hom...
TERRY PRATCHETT "I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"<...
TERRY PRATCHETT Most species do their own evolving, making it up as they go along, which is the way Nature intended....
TERRY PRATCHETT Conceived as a short-term remedy to the occasional ailment of acute labour shortages in key industri...
TERRY GLAVIN When Brian told me he grew up in New Mexico, I told him I thought it is cool that people from other ...
TERRY BRADSHAW I think when people mean that Discworld books have become darker they really mean the series is grow...
TERRY PRATCHETT I think the degree of alienation and despair is more universal.
TERRY SOUTHERN As far back as Iran's aborted 'Green Revolution' in 2009, Obama's supplications to I...
TERRY GLAVIN A notorious network of violent Islamist hoodlums, concentrated in the rough-and-tumble district of M...
TERRY GLAVIN Peter Beard is one of those people I've known a long time. We have an affinity. We share certain...
TERRY SOUTHERN What used to be called 'good manners' is now regarded as mere affectation. Open a door for a...
TERRY WOGAN Games are not so bad because the adrenalin keeps you going, but training on a daily basis when every...
JOHN TERRY I must have read every issue of 'Punch' published in the 20th century, and I think in the pr...
TERRY PRATCHETT Writing fantasy lets me imagine a great deal more than, say, writing about alligators, and lets me w...
TERRY BROOKS Instrumental music is nonverbal and thus radically ambiguous. It doesn't lend itself to what mig...
TERRY TEACHOUT Opera happens because a large number of things amazingly fail to go wrong.
TERRY PRATCHETT There was once a caustic comment from someone suggesting I was breeding a new race. Fans from differ...
TERRY PRATCHETT It seems that when you have cancer you are a brave battler against the disease, but when you have Al...
TERRY PRATCHETT It occurred to me that at one point it was like I had two diseases - one was Alzheimer's, and th...
TERRY PRATCHETT My parents spent an awful lot of money sending me to the best possible schools, and I came out of my...
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