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Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.


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WILL ROGERS If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
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WILL ROGERS Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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WILL ROGERS Common sense ain't common.
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WILL ROGERS One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.
WILL ROGERS A fool and his money are soon elected.
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WILL ROGERS Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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WILL ROGERS Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
WILL ROGERS We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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WILL ROGERS People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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WILL ROGERS The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
WILL ROGERS I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'
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WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERS Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.
WILL ROGERS An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.
WILL ROGERS Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifu...
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