Old age is the only thing that lives up to its reputation.

There's no such thing as old age, there is only sorrow.

The wonderful thing about modern medicine is that so many of these complaints that used to signify old age and decline can be coped with.

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age.

Old age ain't no place for sissies.

It is with an old love as it is with old age a man lives to all the miseries, but is dead to all the pleasures.