On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
Will Rogers
Related On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that h... WILL ROGERS I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES The only deadly disease I have seen that is causing great harm and massacre latently yet the world h... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH You're full of contradictions, Ms. Wallace." I looked up at him and arched a brow. "I'm a girl... TAMMARA WEBBER What the F.D.I.C. does is to put the full faith and credit of the United States government behind ev... NICK CLOONEY She wasn't bitter. She was sad, though. But it was a hopeful kind of sad. The kind of sad that just ... STEPHEN CHBOSKY So, I guess we are who we are for alot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them. But even... STEPHEN CHBOSKY I love my mom so much. I don't care if that's corny to say. I think on my next birthday, I'm going t... STEPHEN CHBOSKY We Are All Infinite STEPHEN CHBOSKY You can't just sit there and put everyone's lives ahead of yours and think that counts as love. You ... STEPHEN CHBOSKY I saw other people there. Old men sitting alone. Young girls with blue eye shadow and awkward jaws. ... STEPHEN CHBOSKY That one moment when you know you are not a sad story. You are ALIVE. STEPHAN CHBOSKY Somos quienes somos por un montón de razones.Quizás nunca conozcamos la mayoría de ellas.Pero aun... STEPHEN CHBOSKY Ambos dijeron que tomara asiento y parecían hablar en serio, así que me senté. STEPHEN CHBOSKY I know these will all be stories some day, and our pictures will become old photographs. We all beco... STEPHEN CHBOSKY So I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And maybewe'll never know most of them. STEPHEN CHBOSKY So I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them. STEPHEN CHBOSKY There's nothing like the deep breathes after laughing that hard. Nothing in the world like a sore st... STHEPHEN CHBOSKY no more pencils, no more books, no more teachers' dirty looks, when the teacher rings the bell, drop... STEPHEN CHBOSKY I don't know the significance of this, but I find it very interesting. STEPHEN CHBOSKY Maybe it’s sad that these are now memories. And maybe it’s not sad. STEPHEN CHBOSKY Empathy is the new measurement of everything. It doesn't matter what religion you have, what God you... C. JOYBELL C. I was very grateful to have heard it again. Because I guess we all forget sometimes. And I think eve... STEPHEN CHBOSKY I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them. But even if... STEPHEN CHBOSKY The next government will have a full term of four years, which requires that we have agreement on ho... ALAA MAKKI If we all look at life we think how nice, then we look at death and everybody goes oh you can say th... GARY F EVANS... You must save what you can of your life; you musn't lose it all simply because you've lost a part. HENRY JAMES I know that the Iranian people are looking with great excitement to see what happens in Iraq because... ANDREW CARD I am often asked how it is that I am able to value people to such a deep degree. Apparently, I exhib... C. JOYBELL C. In a world in which the common rule which binds and regulates what the general masses feel is underm... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH We are a democracy, and there is only one way to get a democracy on its feet in the matter of its in... JOSEPH PULITZER Every people may establish what form of government they please, and change it as they please, the wi... THOMAS JEFFERSON I was suddenly very aware of the fact it was me standing up in that tunnel with the wind over my fac... STEPHEN CHBOSKY The only perspective is to really be there. STEPHEN CHBOSKY I didn't feel like reading that night, so I went downstairs and watched a half-hour long commercial ... STEPHEN CHBOSKY The only way he could have her was to shatter this stubborn faith of hers. In doing so, would he sha... FRANCINE RIVERS Food Allergies Are Not Due to Food, Rather Are Due to the Constant Contamination of That Food That Y... THEHEALTHFOODGURU This Bible is for the government of the people, by the people and for the people. JOHN WYCLIFFE No matter how strong you are, no matter how smart you are or tough you can be, the world will find a... TAYLOR JENKINS REID If I provide for this life and turn away from the Lord, I am wise for a moment, but lost forever. FRANCINE RIVERS The only way he could have her was to shatter this stubborn faith of hers. In doing so, would he sha... FRANCINE RIVERS (All the grief she had suffered over her lifetime had moulded her face into a mask of eternal sadnes... JEAN SASSON The only index by which to judge a government or a way of life is by the quality of the people it ac... ERIC HOFFER We are the most powerful nation in the world, but we're not the only nation in the world. We are... STUDS TERKEL Each of us views life through a different lens. What we think is colored by the baggage we carry, an... LAURIE BUCHANAN, PHD Orion is above the horizon now, and near it Jupiter, brighter than it will ever be ... But i expect ... THOMAS HARRIS Our democracy is the centerpiece of who we are as a nation. And it is the fondest hope of all Americ... BARBARA BOXER the room of the spirit is the mind and the seat of the spirit is the heart. What we give room to muc... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH I just want you to know that you’re very special… and the only reason I’m telling you is that ... STEPHEN CHBOSKY I thought I would write a love letter. But then, I wrote a book." - Suzy Davies, on "Johari's Window SUZY DAVIES The people's government, made for the people, made by the people, and answerable to the people. DANIEL WEBSTER Never give up on you. In order to make a difference you would have to somehow be different. JOHNNIE DENT JR. As the leader of the nation, I say in behalf of the Filipino people to the world: we are strong and ... GLORIA MACAPAGAL ARROYO I love democracy because I love and have observed first-hand how much the people of this democracy h... JOEY TALLADINO It is under review and no determination has been made as to what the government will do next on this... CHARLES MILLER We intend to lead a government of purpose and direction so that we can offer the people of this nati... ALEX SALMOND Tell your story to the universe and Let your actions speak LOVE.' No matter what it is. NAPZ CHERUB PELLAZO We begin to fight. The wind and I. Horns locked. Battling each other with elements. LAURA DOCKRILL If he is going to go to war in a nation whose history shows it has never had a democracy -- it has r... DIANE FEINSTEIN What counts, in the long run, is not what you read; it is what you sift through your own mind; it is... ELEANOR ROOSEVELT We are a nation of explorers. That's why this great nation has come to what it is, and the space pro... DOROTHY BROWN The increase in freshman students and higher caliber transfer students reflects the prominence of ou... AL BOWMAN Government has really been growing, a lot of largesse, but the people in the real world aren't. ... MICHELE BACHMANN It does not mean that there are not major countries that have not stayed outside the treaty, includi... JODY WILLIAMS What America is tasting now is something insignificant compared to what we have tasted for scores of... OSAMA BIN LADEN The second thing we are wanting in is the recognition of the principle of fraternity. What does frat... B. R. AMBEDKAR We learned in World War II that no single nation holds a monopoly on wisdom, morality or right to po... JOE BACA Malta: our superior nation, where parliamentary democracy has advanced to such an extent that the ge... HTTP://WWW.MALTATODAY.COM.MT/2009/11/15/RAPAHEL.HTML We should not blame people by the mistakes of others. DANIEL MELGAçO It does appear to be an interesting case, and we want to know what new evidence the government has b... WILLIAM MASSEY To make democracy work, we must be a nation of participants, not simply observers. One who does not ... LOUIS L'AMOUR in these shitty plastic days ... GILLIAN FLYNN Democracy is that form of society, no matter what its political classification, in which every man h... JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL So, tomorrow, I'm leaving. And I'm not going to let that happen again with anyone else. I'm going to... STEPHEN CHBOSKY We say that anytime budgets are balanced and an ample savings account has been set aside, government... MITCH DANIELS Well, you can't know it without something having been sneezed. A.A. MILNE We'll be Friends Forever, won't we, Pooh?' asked Piglet. Even longer,' Pooh answered.” ... A.A. MILNE Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the Earth. ABRAHAM LINCOLN Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be tried in this world of sin and woe. No one pre... SIR WINSTON CHURCHILL Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be tried in this world of sin and woe. No one pre... WINSTON CHURCHILL No matter what he does, every person on earth plays a central role in the history of the world. And ... PAULO COELHO A couple of customers interrupted [...] who wanted to know if we had some YA book about ants and ali... SHAUN DAVID HUTCHINSON We knew coming in that it would be a very tough match. The fact that Rogers has won the state champi... KELLY YOUNG We welcome this announcement, ... The Australian government has announced a judicial inquiry on this... MARK VAILE Jordan has to show the Arab world that there's another way of doing things. We're a monarchy... ABDULLAH II OF JORDAN No nation, no matter how enlightened, can endure criminal violence. If we cannot control it, we are ... ALAN BIOLE We know that we are not collectively guilty, so how can we accuse any other nation, no matter what s... SIMON WIESENTHAL A government of, for and by the people, requires much from the people. ERNIE FLETCHER Put my head under my pillow, and let the quiet put things where they are supposed to be. STEPHEN CHBOSKY He said it was the kind of book you made your own. STEPHEN CHBOSKY No hay nada como respirar hondo después de reírte tanto. Nada en el mundo como el dolor de estóma... STEPHEN CHBOSKY Sam dropped me off. When she was too far away to see me, I started to cry again. Because she was my ... STEPHEN CHBOSKY I think it's a shame when the arts have to suffer because of corporate greed. People will always... PADDY CONSIDINE Some people never take a chance and never know what it's like to live life to the full. CHLOE THURLOW How can you contribute towards building the Indian society and the Indian nation? No better way than... AZIM PREMJI There are four ways, and only four ways, in which we have contact with the world. We are evaluated a... DALE CARNEGIE The end of the world is a strange concept. The world is always ending, and the end is always being a... NEIL GAIMAN It sucks being judged by the world instead of your close friends or family. I try to just realise th... KYLIE JENNER A lot of people say that India has been held back by its democracy. But let's remember that, des... ALEX TABARROK Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be tried in this world of sin and woe. No one pre... SIR WINSTON CHURCHILL
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WILL ROGERS This depression was deep, and you don't climb out of anything as quick as you fall in. WILL ROGERS Lord, let me live until I die. WILL ROGERS One revolution is like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next. WILL ROGERS Things will get better -- despite our efforts to improve them. WILL ROGERS You can't say that civilization don't advance... for in every war they kill you a new way. WILL ROGERS There should be one day when there is open season on senators. WILL ROGERS This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a h... WILL ROGERS With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke. WILL ROGERS When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states. WILL ROGERS Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't ... WILL ROGERS If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session ... WILL ROGERS Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work WILL ROGERS In day-to-day commerce, television is not so much interested in the business of communications as in... WILL ROGERS Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting ... WILL ROGERS You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war, they kill you in a new way. WILL ROGERS You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way. WILL ROGERS Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. WILL ROGERS Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest thing to hold WILL ROGERS You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one WILL ROGERS Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth. WILL ROGERS All I know is what I read in the papers WILL ROGERS Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf. WILL ROGERS The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meet... WILL ROGERS The Income Tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. WILL ROGERS The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. Even when you make a tax form out on ... WILL ROGERS Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you do not know when it is through if you are a croo... WILL ROGERS Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people th... WILL ROGERS Common sense ain't common. WILL ROGERS I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad as some of our newspapers make it WILL ROGERS The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every mor... WILL ROGERS Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they ain't saying anything. WILL ROGERS I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now. WILL ROGERS Lead your life so you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. WILL ROGERS Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work. WILL ROGERS You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way. WILL ROGERS For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the po... WILL ROGERS Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is. WILL ROGERS Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth. WILL ROGERS Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each ot... WILL ROGERS All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance. WILL ROGERS Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ... WILL ROGERS Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutio... WILL ROGERS Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it... WILL ROGERS A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you... WILL ROGERS Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. WILL ROGERS One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials. WILL ROGERS A fool and his money are soon elected. WILL ROGERS I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. WILL ROGERS Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. WILL ROGERS It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts. WILL ROGERS People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their... WILL ROGERS Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress peo... WILL ROGERS Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they do... WILL ROGERS Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising a... WILL ROGERS If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising ... WILL ROGERS The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress ... WILL ROGERS What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds. WILL ROGERS Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock. WILL ROGERS There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The ... WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. WILL ROGERS Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then se... WILL ROGERS Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else. WILL ROGERS Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. WILL ROGERS You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is. WILL ROGERS Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. WILL ROGERS We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others. WILL ROGERS A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth. WILL ROGERS Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United Stat... WILL ROGERS Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction. WILL ROGERS The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live o... WILL ROGERS When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur. WILL ROGERS A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people. WILL ROGERS Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip. WILL ROGERS People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument. WILL ROGERS We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by. WILL ROGERS The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. WILL ROGERS I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.' WILL ROGERS Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans WILL ROGERS Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we neve... WILL ROGERS Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies. WILL ROGERS Prohibition is better than no liquor at all. WILL ROGERS Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a Hous... WILL ROGERS If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, a... WILL ROGERS Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplo... WILL ROGERS If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper t... WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat. WILL ROGERS Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison. WILL ROGERS An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's. WILL ROGERS Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifu... WILL ROGERS