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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
WOODY ALLEN Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
WOODY ALLEN Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and...
WOODY ALLEN I think Woody Allen is Woody Allen, and no matter where he goes he still makes his Woody Allen films...
ABBAS KIAROSTAMI Very few people have actually read Freud, but everyone seems prepared to talk about him in that Wood...
BILLY COLLINS Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as n...
JUDITH VIORST Infatuation is when you think he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble ...
JUDITH VIORST Nothing is ever as good or as bad as it appears to be.
JEFFREY FRY New York in a way functions as another character within the story, as it does within most of Woody A...
RADHA MITCHELL Woody Allen said that 95% of history is explained as a man trying to impress a woman. And that's...
MITT ROMNEY And if you can’t shape your life the way you want, at least try as much as you can not to degrade ...
CONSTANTINOS P. CAVAFIS I definitely have a little Woody Allen inside of me. That is true.
AUTRE NE VEUT There are few things that are as potentially life affirming as the prospect of impending death.
ELIZABETH ALRAUNE That's SHIT!

How do you remove it?
You just put it inside the trash, easy as that.
DEYTH BANGER Horror as for me is the best choice, you can gain a lot of. I like to be afraid like to see this shi...
DEYTH BANGER Who are you, Woody Allen?
JOY BEHAR I hate Woody Allen physically, I dislike that kind of man.
ORSON WELLES One should be just as careful about lying as about telling the truth.
LIONEL STRACHEY Happiness can depend as easily on useless things as on useful ones.
ORSON SCOTT CARD Very few players are able to maintain the pace he's on. I don't think anybody I've ever had can get ...
JIM CALHOUN This is too much reality for a Friday.
AS GOOD AS IT GETS Woody Allen is a great dramatist and a great comedian.
CATE BLANCHETT If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now.
SALMAN RUSHDIE Few things worth having can be got easily.
MARK LAWRENCE I'm a writer and director, and the movie I've seen a million times is 'Stardust Memories...
ROMAN COPPOLA I can remember back as far as age 8, performing with the Boston Folk Song Society. It was a Woody Gu...
FRANK BLACK It was kind of scary because working with Woody Allen becomes sort of a big deal in your mind. He di...
RADHA MITCHELL I knew they were going to double down on me. We have four other players who can score just as easily...
JULIANN VAN LIEW Write as much as you can. Read as much as you can. Use the library and the internet carefully for re...
ENOCK MAREGESI Woody Allen movies are like Beatles songs. I can't name my favorite without you immediately nami...
COLIN TREVORROW I'm such a big fan of Woody Allen. I once tried staying at the same hotel as him, hoping I would...
DEEPIKA PADUKONE Be nobel. Be the light as if you are the source of life.
DEBASISH MRIDHA I don't regret anything I do, ever, whether articles I've done or things I've said. And ...
EVA LONGORIA If Woody Allen called me, I'd be there straight away. Who wouldn't? Truly.
JULIE DELPY If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now.
SALMAN RUSHDIE My influences were Woody Allen and Lenny Bruce.
DAVID STEINBERG I have a Woody Allen Jewish attitude to life: that it's all going to be disastrous. That it hasn...
ANTONY SHER Society can exist only on the basis that there is some amount of polished lying and that no one says...
LIN YUTANG What we want to do is what we've done all year. We aren't going to re-invent the wheel with one day ...
DENNIS RUEDINGER As far as things I avoid, I always avoid following trends just because they're trends.
RACHEL ROY 'Land on Mars' as a project still comes down to something like 'Call Fred about the Mars budget prop...
DAVID ALLEN The two men had a conversation. Brief, cryptic, to the point. As though they had exchanged numbers a...
ARUNDHATI ROY As far as I can judge, not much good can be done without disturbing something or somebody.
EDWARD BLAKE Probably the only way Woody Allen and I are similar is that he has a lot to say about Nietzsche.
T. J. MILLER One of the things you hope you've done as a playwright is create roles that can sustain differen...
TRACY LETTS But nothing beats a Woody Allen film on a Sunday night, with a glass of wine and some leftovers.
KATE FLEETWOOD Some things can be done as well as others.
SAM PATCH He does crazy things when he's riding. He'll reach down and pick something up or tip the saddle down...
TOM LUCIA My early prose style - this is so embarrassing - was sort of a suburban, Presbyterian knockoff of Wo...
JOHN HUGHES Depression, as far as I'm concerned, is just a waste of time.
HELEN REDDY You mean old books?"

"Stories written before space travel but about space travel."
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PHILIP K. DICK One of the big lessons I have learnt from my life is that things are never as difficult as they seem...
ARUNDHATI BHATTACHARYA I'm twisted cause one side of me is telling me that I need to move on the other side I just wanna br...
USHER RAYMOND We were trying to do less media and fewer big things. We could have done as much as the first album,...
RYAN GENTLES Woody Allen sets are very quiet. Extraordinary sense of power from a man who doesn't do anything...
F. MURRAY ABRAHAM This Greek idea of dualism is the problem deep down, this thing of having the spiritual on one side ...
FATHER MARK MONTEBELLO Oil is real strong, and that still comes down on the side of weighing on the economy as opposed to f...
BILL HORNBARGER Your principal motive on a movie set is to get the film made, but on a Woody Allen set, there's ...
REBECCA HALL All that mankind has done, thought or been: it is lying as in magic preservation in the pages of boo...
THOMAS CARLYLE I don't think we necessarily played bad. But we weren't as sharp offensively as we'd like to be. We ...
JEFF SATURDAY I want someone who is fierce and will love me until death and knows that love is as strong as death,...
JEANETTE WINTERSON A guy can just as easily dump you if you fuck him on the first date as he can if you wait until the ...
KIM CATTRALL One who is optimistic tends to focus on the positive side of things. Optimistic, expects the best po...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA A special breed of cows have legs shorter on the one side than the other so they can walk along the ...
BRENT M. JONES All day long the door of the sub-conscious remains just ajar; we slip through to the other side, and...
WALTER DE LA MARE We are concerned about the fact that this value creation could be a risk within a larger group as it...
CARLO PANUNZI Our second side is almost as good as our first side. So we have a lot of players that can be interch...
COLTER NEGRANTI When Maimonides says that the Messiah will come but that 'he may tarry,' we see the origin of every ...
CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS All that mankind has done, thought, gained, or been; it is lying as in magic preservation in the pag...
THOMAS CARLYLE I'm a huge Woody Allen fan. Good movie, bad movie, it doesn't matter - I just like his movie...
SEAN PENN If you look at my career and you look at the span of my work and the things I have done, as far as t...
JAY-Z One can find a squalid America as easily as a scenic America; a bitter, hopeless America as easily a...
ROBERT KENNEDY And then of course, obviously as far as issues such as global warming, something has to be done on t...
DARYL HANNAH People sometimes forget all the films that we've done. They remember the likes of 'Malcolm X...
SPIKE LEE We can sleep easily on the south side for another year.
JEFF KLINE Death is not scary enough and not so sweet life of the human foot leaves gentility.
IMAM ALI (AS) Why should I shatter your wonderful fantasy with my boring reality? ~ Evie Snow
CARRIE HOPE FLETCHER I felt like lying down by the side of the trail and remembering it all
JACK KEROUAC Woody Allen has done some excellent serious movies, too, like Crimes And Misdemeanors. Very overlook...
DAVID ZUCKER The secret of happiness is this: let your interests be as wide as possible, and let your reactions t...
BERTRAND RUSSELL It sounds as though they've come down on the side of competition here.
BLAKE BATH For the ignorant, even the most stupid things can be accepted as the most perfect! They can easily d...
MEHMET MURAT ILDAN For something to collapse, not all systems have to shut down. In most cases, just one system is enou...
ROBERT KIYOSAKI Then about 12 years ago it dawned on me that folk music - the music of Woody Guthrie and Phil Ochs, ...
TOM MORELLO Few tragedies can be more extensive than the stunting of life, few injustices deeper than the denial...
STEPHEN JAY GOULD As far as jeans and shirts, I rock a lot of different things.
COLIN KAEPERNICK I'm not funny. Never have been and, as far as I can tell, I never will be.
DAVID DOBKIN If the amount of times we get up is just one less than the amount of times that we've been knocked d...
CRAIG D. LOUNSBROUGH Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are, and doing things as they ought to be done.
JOSH BILLINGS Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are, and doing things as they ought to be done.
C. E. STOWE ...I might mention my belief that girls who like Woody Allen movies are nicer girls than girls who d...
ADAM LEVIN I'll have to remember that for the future. When in a life-or-death battle, be sure to club unconscio...
MARK WALDEN It will be very hard for anyone to pigeonhole Allen as belonging to any one faction of the Republica...
FRANK ATKINSON The act of thinking and interpreting is so central to Judaism that it makes more sense that we'v...
TONY KUSHNER I think it can be done. It utterly can be done, it's just that the money is caught by the cap. We ar...
HAMISH RIACH The secret of getting things done is to act!
DANTE ALIGHIERI Before all is said and done, I want to be known as the best tight end in Packers' history, hands dow...
BUBBA FRANKS People are raised to believe that happiness is the land to which they are destined to travel. But th...
PRAMOEDYA ANANTA TOER Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
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