On the red carpet, I saw all these great stories, and I also got to see the plastic surgery up close.

Plastic surgery is a postmodern veil.

Courtney Love is a loose cannon. She says what she thinks. She's wild on the red carpet. You get the best sound bites from Courtney Love.

That red carpet has to be felt to be believed.

I'll definitely wear orange on the red carpet!

The double chin's not good for the red carpet.