On vacation, I totally unplug. I don't bring a laptop with me.
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On vacation, I totally unplug. I don't bring a laptop with me.
WILL WRIGHT I always bring my business card with me on vacation. You never know where your next opportunity will...
ANN MURPHY You cant live champagne life,if you cant buy beer.
I DONT KNOW I like being able to, you know, pack up and leave the country and hop on a plane and go wherever I w...
CHELSEA HANDLER It's healed real well. I'm not sure if I will start Saturday or if coach will bring me off the bench...
DAVID NOUR When I go away to do a movie, I bring the blanket I've had since I was a little girl. It helps m...
KIRSTEN DUNST Everything will be okay. I have a sticker on my laptop that says that.
SHARON VAN ETTEN I take my laptop with me on the road. When I come home, I log onto AOL, go to the Web site, and answ...
BUTCH TRUCKS I'm just a Bolshevik with a laptop.
RICK PERLSTEIN I dont have a plan B. Because that will only distract me from achieving my plan A. - Robin Sharmin
ROBIN SHARMIN You ought to see me sit behind a desk. I tried a laptop once, but I couldn't find the R on the keybo...
LAVERNE SILVA Dad, is she serious?"
John shrugged. "I argue with your Mama, I sleep on the couch and she does...
MOLLY MCADAMS I say I dont sleep with married men, but what I mean is that I dont sleep with happily married men.
BRITT EKLAND My studio is a laptop. Everybody I work with is the same. We make computer music, we're the lapt...
DAVID GUETTA I dont have a crush on anyone easily.
ANUSHKA SHARMA You're beautifulIt's trueI saw your face In a crowded placeand I dont know what to docause I will ne...
JAMES BLUNT To me, the greatest invention of my lifetime is the laptop computer and the fact that I can be worki...
BILL BRYSON I can report from the field with a tiny camera and a laptop.
DAVID MUIR I dont write books so that you can be fascinated with me. I write them so you can be fascinated with...
STEVE MARABOLI I'm portable. I carry a laptop and a little recording studio on my back.
ABBIE CORNISH How can someone ask you to show your full potential when their actions bring out the worst in you.Fo...
TANICA S HALL Sometimes there has to be a goat on some level, and I'm totally fine with that being me.
ABBY WAMBACH Some are saying I should resign, some want me impeached, some say I should go on vacation, ... This ...
JOSEPH ESTRADA I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens.
RIP TAYLOR You told me that on the way over here, I would have told you I'd be on vacation tomorrow.
JASON NICHOLS When I go on vacation, I leave my house in total order: bills paid, garbage out, no milk in the refr...
JUDY SHEINDLIN I am not an 'unplug' person. I like being plugged in.
RACHEL SKLAR I totally don't think about it anymore. I'm in a different frame of mind. It's been a long vacation,...
ERNIE ELS I have an 'office,' technically. I never use it. I work on a couch in my living room, with m...
RAMEZ NAAM There are few times that I feel more at peace, more in tune, more Zen, if you will, than when I forc...
HARLAN COBEN I can't drown my demons, they know how to swim"
BRING ME THE HORIZON I had no real communication with anyone at the time, so I was totally dependent on God. And he never...
DIET EMAN I must've got whacked on the head. He presented a totally false person for me to fall in love wi...
CHRISTIE BRINKLEY People live for eating,but
I eat for survive
OM BENIWAL Enigma is really an investment in peace of mind. I keep a lot of confidential information on my lapt...
JIM CANTRELL Oh..please dont eat me, I have a wife and three kids...eat them!
HOMER SIMPSON I'm uneasy with fame so I do my best to avoid places that will bring me more attention.
SADE ADU Dont ever pretend to like anyone.
It breaks three hearts ... Your's, their's and God's.
Either be to...
SWARNIMA If it doesnt help, I damned sure dont know what will.
JACK MOORE With me a change of trouble is as good as a vacation.
DAVID LLOYD GEORGE With me, a change of trouble is as good as a vacation.
DAVID LLOYD GEORGE With me a change of trouble is as good as a vacation.
WILLIAM LLOYD GEORGE With me a change of trouble is as good as a vacation
WILLIAM LLOYD GEORGE A week later, President Bush said his administration's response to Katrina was unacceptable. Then he...
JAY LENO I dont smoke , do that makes me a good man? No , I am a
good man that's why I don't smoke!
AJAY PRAKASH BHATE You’re the cure? I hope you come in a portable version, like a laptop. Can you find me a bo...
LARRY KRAMER no one knows why we are put on this earth i dont think any of them are true i dont even know why we ...
DALLY SALAD I always stay active, even if I'm on vacation.
ERIN HEATHERTON That will be totally me.
IVEN KELLEY Looks like my baby dont live here no more...thats alright, ive still got my guitar.....................
JIMI HENDRIX i dont like when people say you know when they are in the middle of telling you something to me it g...
DALLY SALAD I need you here with me we look for our love but we dont find it im searching and searching, I reall...
SELENA GóMEZ It's just my laptop and me.
BILL YOUNG I dont work with collectives. I don't consult, i don't co-operate, I don't collaborate.
AYN RAND I take my vacation on the combine and tractor.
JON TESTER When I received my first paycheck from my now known day job, I spent it on a period Craftsman chair ...
BRAD PITT I tell everyone I interact with what I'm working on and let them bring me anecdotes that illustr...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK You're beautiful
It's true
I saw your face
In a crowded place
and I dont know what ...
JAMES BLUNT I'm more obsessed with the idea of vacation than any one particular vacation spot. I love to exp...
CANDICE ACCOLA Every time the phone goes I hope it's someone to tell me I'll get the laptop back.
JAMES CRACKNELL I love Steven Wright. I was in high school in the '80s, and there was a lot of stand up on telev...
DEMETRI MARTIN I suppose that's democracy really. But everybody with a laptop thinks they're a journalist these day...
HELEN THOMAS By the side of the everlasting Why there is a Yes--a transitory Yes if you like, but a Yes.
E.M. FORSTER I have never gone on a real trip, never taken a holiday. The best holiday for me is spent in my work...
ENZO FERRARI Whatever it may bring, I will live by my own policies, I will sleep with a clear conscience, I will ...
SINEAD O'CONNOR I'm not stupid. I know exactly what's going on, and I'm not fighting it. If I have to go through thi...
EMILIE AUTUMN I think the ideology of the Congress is closest to mine. Congress is a party where I should be. I ha...
NANDAN NILEKANI I love Niecy Nash. I would take a vacation with the lady. She is just delightful.
JACK MCBRAYER I'm going to bring something new. There are enough shows out there with all the nuts and bolts and s...
JIMMIE JOHNSON Dont test me,
Second guess me,
Protest me,
You will DISAPEAR!
(East Jes...
GREEN DAY I dont have a girlfriend, I have a dog.
BLINK 182 I wouldn't really be that disappointed ... I'd go on vacation.
LARRY SCOTT I like to think I've been on vacation ever since.
DARA KHOSROWSHAHI If I went on vacation, I'd rather go camping than stay in some four-star hotel... My friends tre...
TRAVIS FIMMEL Dont strew me with roses after Im dead. When Death claims the light of my brow,No flowers of life wi...
THOMAS F. HEALEY Let me be very honest and just say that if any airline would let me take the violin and the laptop o...
LARA ST. JOHN For me, the best vacation is just relaxing on the couch!
SCOTTY MCCREERY If, say, you have a laptop company that has a back-to-school promotion, we can take the finished pro...
ANTHONY TEGNELIA I talked once with Harrison Ford about Wright's houses and how impressive they are.
TERI GARR I wish I could help you" I whisper.
You are," he murmurs against my knee. "just dont leave me, ...
SIMONE ELKELES I have been under considerable pressure to buy at least a laptop computer. I have always turned the ...
WINSTON GRAHAM My Vocation is my Vacation. I love what I do.
NICK CANNON With so many people in the world i am confident in saying, if you connect with someone on a soul lev...
NIKKI ROWE Worst part of being a writer: having to tell my toddler that I can't play with her because I'...
CHELSEA CAIN As the OLPC laptop was getting ready to go into mass production in 2007, many executives approached ...
MARY LOU JEPSEN Dorrell Wright, he's a young guy. I hear he's a good defender.
JEFF MALONE I just dont know how...to think less. If you know how, then teach me...
AISHAH MADADIY All last year we tried to teach him English, and the only word he learned was million.
, ON PITCHER FERNANDO VALENZUELA Somehow, the words don't have any vitality, any life to them, unless I can feel it marking on a ...
SIMON SCHAMA I'm homemade. I upload my videos in my living room; I edit everything, and I upload on my laptop...
MICHELLE PHAN Life with trials hard may press me;
Heaven will bring me sweeter rest.
HENRY F. LYTE I think I learned years ago when I went to Hawaii that you don't bring puka shells back. You'...
JOSH HOMME We're in a bad crunch right now. We are totally jammed on immigrant visas, the green card category, ...
LAURA REIFF No matter what fabulous place I visit, I don't feel like I'm on vacation unless I'm dehy...
CHELSEA CAIN I dont understand why Floyd spent all this time trying to make a fight with Winky. I am the undisput...
ZAB JUDAH i dont want to be compared to britney,ashlee,hilary or lindsay. i want to be compared to me.
AVRIL LAVIGNE I think we've done just about everything that can be done on a school vacation.
JAN MURPHY This service will bring an unprecedented collection of popular TV series to a totally new platform, ...
ERIC FRANKEL I have no enemies. I dont permit such a thing.
CORMAC MCCARTHY Bring Down The Walls
I will bring down the walls
that surround me today.
I will...
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WILL ROGERS And kid Congress and the Senate, dont scold em. They are just children thats never grown up. They do...
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WILL ROGERS I never met a man I didn't like.
WILL ROGERS All politics takes place on a slippery slope. The most important four words in politics are up to a ...
GEORGE WILL A politician's words reveal less about what he thinks about his subject than what he thinks about hi...
GEORGE WILL Politics should share one purpose with religion: the steady emancipation of the individual through t...
GEORGE WILL Joy comes from using your potential.
WILL SCHULTZ Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
WILL DURANT When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds
WILL ROGERS To appreciate heaven well, it's good for a person to have some fifteen minutes of hell.
WILL CARLETON But I have learned a thing or two; I know as sure as fate,
When we lock up our lives for wealth, t...
WILL CARLETON The editor sat in his sanctum, his countenance furrowed with
care,
His mind at the bottom of busi...
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WILL MCDONOUGH I think with movies I am really connecting to the Joseph Campbell idea of the collective unconscious...
WILL SMITH Never trust a duck.
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WILL FERRELL Lobbyists have more offices in Washington than the President. You see, the President only tells Cong...
WILL ROGERS As a bookish adolescent, I sopped up texts as if I were blotting paper and they were fluid.
WILL SELF Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committ...
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WILL FERRELL The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse ...
WILL ROGERS Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
WILL ROGERS I've been collecting articles on extremophile bacteria for at least the last ten years. I find t...
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WILL ADVISE Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.
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WILL POULTER Having no applicable skills, in any possible area whatsoever, effectively makes me the master of red...
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WILL ROGERS No party is as bad as its leaders.
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WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get off the thing that he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS Education is the transmission of civilization.
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GEORGE WILL The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
WILL ROGERS You never know how much a man can't remember until he is called as a witness.
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WILL STANTON Pessimism is as American as apple pie. Frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese.
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