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AMERICAN PROVERB Once bitten, twice alert.. Don't shy away.
TAPAN GHOSH An innovative mind is never once bitten, twice shy.
HARESH SIPPY Once bitten twice shy? Sure, but... why not get a bigger dog and bite them back?
A.A. BELL Say what you had to about Ethan, but the boy filled a library very, very well.
Okay—arguably,...
CHLOE NEILL Now that, my friends, is what we vampires call a good exit.
CHLOE NEILL If you think you're going to get bitten by a great white here, it won't happen.
GREG SKOMAL Lindsey patted my arm. “Don’t be embarrassed. It’s about time you two made the beast with two ...
CHLOE NEILL Catcher snorted. “If we’re not playing naked Twister, we’re wasting our waking hours.”
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CHLOE NEILL I've been shy twice. Once when I saw Matthew Bomer and once when I saw Adam Levine. I couldn'...
YARA SHAHIDI Well, I suppose I could follow his advice. Are you hungry?”
“Surprisingly enough, not at th...
CHLOE NEILL She has a point, Liege.”
Ethan clucked his tongue. “Captain of my Guards and he carries the...
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CHLOE NEILL Born twice, die once. Born once, die twice.
UNKNOWN Those born once will die twice and those born twice will die once
CHUCK MISSLER I was once, I think, bitten on the nose by a lion cub.
NEWT GINGRICH Great men die twice, once when they leave this world and a second time when their life work disappea...
IVO ANDRIć I started racing myself and once you get bitten by that bug you really are hooked.
NICK MASON Twice.
Once for Adam.
Once for Warner.
TAHEREH MAFI Once is orthodox, twice is puritanical.
LORD MELBOURNE You only live once. Maybe twice.
STEPHANIE ARNOLD Once is never. Twice is always.
JAMES S.A. COREY The Many Trials of One Jane Doe.
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GREAT WHITE Never think twice, when you have decided once.
OSCAR AULIQ-ICE You can only be twice someone’s age once.
MOKOKOMA MOKHONOANA Carpenters have the right idea: measure twice, cut once.
JEFFREY BENJAMIN Don't promise twice what you can do at once.
THOMAS CARLYLE Gentleness shown once is mercy, shown twice is folly.
NAOMI NOVIK Better to ask twice than to lose your way once.
DANISH PROVERB If an idea's worth having once, it's worth having twice.
TOM STOPPARD Once is a Mistake But Twice is not a Mistake!
SAHIB DINO Ballet in the air...
Twin butterflies until, twice white
They Meet, they mate
BASHō MATSUO I was never ruined but twice - once when I lost a lawsuit, once when I won one
VOLTAIRE Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
IAN FLEMING Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
IAN FLEMING Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
AURIC GOLDFINGER Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action
IAN FLEMING Humility makes great men twice honorable
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN You only live twice. Once when you are born and once when you look death in the face.
IAN FLEMING I was never ruined but twice; once when I lost a lawsuit and once when I won one.
VOLTAIRE (FRANçOIS-MARIE AROUET) I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit and once when I won one.
VOLTAIRE I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit, and once when I won one.
VOLTAIRE Diabetes occurs at twice the rate in the African American community as it does in white Americans.
XAVIER BECERRA Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
RANDALL TERRY Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
ENGLISH PROVERB Everyone's been on a ramen noodle diet once or twice.
KIM SHAW Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.
UNKNOWN Great mind thinks the same way twice
SUMAN MITRA Grieve and mourn for yourself not once or twice, but again and again.
MORRIE SCHWARTZ Once he asked me what I thought had turned me gay."
"I hope you told him you were bitten by a g...
CASSANDRA CLARE You only live twice:
Once when you are born
And once when you look death in the face
IAN FLEMING What is read twice is usually remembered more than what is once written.
SAMUEL JOHNSON We only used the dining room table about once or twice a year.
LESLIE GROSS Once is a mistake, twice is a habit...everything else is a lifestyle!
DEYON ANTEKO PITTER I rent movies once or twice a month. It's more convenient for me.
STUART ALLARD A word said once means alot..said twice means nothing, I LOVE YOU
OMAR ASHRAF EZZELDIN Once is a stranger; twice is a coincidence; three times is a tail.
ALLY CARTER I was bitten by an octopus.
TED CRUZ Many Times Been Loved, and Many Times Been Bitten
LED ZEPPELIN You've got to work twice as hard to get half as far as a Black person in white America.
AFRICAN-AMERICAN PROVERB If you can do a thing once, you can do it twice. If you can do it twice, you can make a habit out of...
RALPH WALDO EMERSON I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.
MAE WEST I thought, while they're up and firm, why not shoot them once or twice.
JAMIE LEE CURTIS F*** me badly once, shame on you. F*** me badly twice, shame on me.
SEX AND THE CITY Fuck me badly once, shame on you. Fuck me badly twice, shame on me.
KIM CATTRALL You only live once, but can be born twice. Then, you can live forever.
ABBY MOREL I wash my hair once or twice a week to keep the natural oils.
CAMILA ALVES Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
-Ian Fleming
SWAPNA RAJPUT It's like technology, ... Once you use it once or twice and get used to the system, it becomes a ver...
THOMAS HUDSON The challenge for the White House is that a lot of the base has this 'fool me once shame on you, fee...
DAN MITCHELL Plan well before you take the journey. Remember the carpenter's rule: Measure twice, cut once.
SOURCE UNKNOWN Your damned nonsense can I stand twice or once, but sometimes always, by God, never.
HANS RICHTER ...fool me once, shame on me…fool me twice…I deserved to get fucked over.
DEREKICA SNAKE Welcome to generation automation. If you did it twice you did it once too many.
DANIEL T MATSON He is miserable once who feels it, but twice who fears it before it comes.
VIKRANT PARSAI If you ever bring yourself down once, you will have to bring yourself up twice.
GIDEON O. OMORUYI Shake structures. School yourself. Look twice at a thing, once upside down. Answer yourself clearly.
MARY ANNE RADMACHER If you give yourself to your task at once, you won't have to do it twice.
DAVID SEABURY We are entitled to a great national debate, ... and we shouldn't shy away from it.
MANUEL MIRANDA I've fallen down crevasses, been bitten by snakes, been knocked unconscious, had various limbs b...
BEAR GRYLLS Bath twice a day to be really clean, once a day to be passably clean, once a week to avoid being a p...
ANTHONY BURGESS The cost of fuel is certainly making people think twice about the amount of driving they're doing. E...
ANNE MARIE THORNTON If someone betrays you once, it’s their fault; if they betray you twice, it’s your fault.
ELEANOR ROOSEVELT Laugh not once at one's misfortune for one will laugh twice as much at you later.
KAZI SHAMS So the merchants and sellers of all kind of ware lodged without Jerusalem once or twice.
BIBLE If you give yourself to your task at once, you won't have to do it twice
DAVID SEABURY It is not more surprising to be born twice than once; everything in nature is resurrection
VOLTAIRE God has two families of children on this earth, the once-born and the twice-born.
FRANCIS W. NEWMAN The only reason anything was off-white at the Chateau was because it had once been just plain white.
EVE BABITZ At first women were reluctant to talk. They were a little shy, but once they got going, you couldn't...
EVE ENSLER The team showed great resilience. They had to come back twice really, once after the first half and ...
DENNIS COSTELLO He was bitten by the bead bug.
LOIS BONDY If a man deceives me once, shame on him; if he deceives me twice, shame on me.
ITALIAN PROVERB If a man fools me once, shame on him. If he fools me twice, shame on me.
CHINESE PROVERB It always makes the tournament very special when you win it once, and twice is very different,
AMELIE MAURESMO I discovered that being shy person is not at all good. We are disconnected with many people in our l...
ARVIND MEHTA We finally succeeded in making the Great White Way a little less white.
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