Once upon a time there was a

Once upon a time there was a

Once upon a time there was a

Stop this. It's undignified.

Flirting with madness was one thing; when madness started flirting back, it was time to call the whole thing off.

In a mad world, only the mad are sane.

The cab driver is staring at me in his mirror. I'm talking to myself.
"The second sign of madness," I explain.
"What's the first one?"
"Killing lots of people and eating their genitals."
He laughs and sneaks another look at me.

First sign of madness, talking to your own head.

One secret of life is that the reason life works at all is that not everyone in your tribe is nuts on the same day. Another secret is that laughter is carbonated holiness