One day, and it may be long off, but one day there will be bacon again. It might be mouse bacon, but that will do for me.

Plus, I wondered if any of these celebrities were alive; or if Brangelina was now a zombified couple.

My Zombie apocalypse plan is simple but effective; I fully intend to die in the very first wave.

Seems more logical than undergoing all kinds of hardships only to die eventually anyway (through bites/malnutrition/or terminally chapped lips)

I'm sure my unique brain tastes the same as a normal brain. Actually, mine might be slightly tastier.

Holy shit." Rehv shook his head and muttered, "Now we know what the zombie apocalypse looks like.

Partnerships don't last forever. The zombie apocalypse just might.