One does not fight corruption by fighting corruption.

Where there’s corruption in government, somebody or everybody’s making a lot of money. That makes it dangerous.

When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to answer 'Present' or 'Not Guilty'.

Dear Government... I'm going to have a serious talk with you if I ever find anyone to talk to.

Is ours a government of the people, by the people, for the people, or a kakistocracy rather, for the benefit of knaves at the cost of fools?

If you want to be lied to, all you have to do is believe everything that the government tells you.