One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough.

The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you.

I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

One's too many, and a hundred's not enough.

How many innocent victims of hate crime does it take before it becomes wrong?

For us, one is already too many. For them, a thousand is not enough.