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One FEMA guy told him that the flooding is turning into their scenario of what a nuclear blast is.


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ALLEN WALLACE What we are seeking is for the federal government to pick up the gap, ... The amount that they offer...
ALLEN WALKER I'm attached to my sailors. I'm not attached to my ship. (As) long as I bring my sailors back home t...
ALLEN WALKER If I had my druthers, we would have been finished with this months ago,
ALLEN WALKER I like living in a smaller town better than I do the city. People in Memphis are spread out doing th...
ALLEN WALKER We lost everything in the house as far as the house goes. Didn't have no insurance on none of it.
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