One father is enough to govern one hundred sons, but not a hundred sons one father

Rich men's sons are seldom rich men's fathers

If my sons knew what drugs would do to them, they would not have gotten involved,

My first wish is to see this plague of mankind banished from the earth, and the sons and daughters of this world employed in more pleasing and innocent amusements, than in preparing implements and exercising them for the destruction of mankind

Dad had once said, Trust your mind, Rob. If it smells like shit but has writing across it that says Happy Birthday and a candle stuck down in it, what is it?

Is there icing on it? he'd said.

Dad had done that thing of squinting his eyes when an answer was not quite there yet.

All my sons are named George Foreman. They all know where they came from.