One man’s panic funds another’s picnic.

The reason that man is seldom satisfied with his salary is that when it increases, he increases his expenses.

12% of people marry because they are completely in love. 88% of people marry just so they are then liable for only half of their rent.

In a materialistic society, an employed boy is older than an unemployed man.

Dollar bill: people spend their whole life seeking to earn it, but won't spend 10 minutes seeking to learn it.

To the family of a victim of a fatal accident, the deceased was at the wrong place at the wrong time. To the family of the morgue owner, the deceased was at the right place at the right time.