One minute the teacher was talking about the Civil War. And the next minute he was gone. There. Gone. No 'poof.' No flash of light. No explosion.

And yes, we do have some food. Maybe you'd like to join us? Unless you want to stick with your sheep sushi.

Hey, thanks for stopping by," Howard said. "I'd offer you some tea and cookies, but all we have is boiled mole and artichokes. Plus, we kind of have a dead girl in the living room.

Man, don't ever be sorry you don't want to kill someone.

I had a polynomial once. My doctor removed it.

Welcome to Perdido beach, where our motto is: Radiation, what radiation?