One of my favourite actors of all time, although he doesn't necessarily play villains, is Peter Lorre.

I was only a leading man for a minute; now I'm a character actor.

When the Williams sisters play tennis, it gets pretty hot. When they start grunting, I'm in.

When exactly did Ted Kennedy become Jabba the Hutt? He's not a macy's day float! Bring him down it's time for elections!

I only ever play Vegas one night at a time. It's a hideous, gaudy place; it may not be the end of the world per se, but you can certainly see it from there.

God gave us a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time