One of the cruelest things you can do to another person is pretend you care about them more than you really do.

You pretend to be more eccentric than you actually are because you fear you are an interchangeable cog.

It's difficult to speak with beautiful people. No matter how hard you try to pretend otherwise, you still want them to like you.

Good-looking people with strong, fluoridated teeth get things handed to them on platters.

To have a healthy culture, you have to have stable health care financing and stable arts financing and stable sports financing, and if you don't have that, your culture becomes a parking lot.

Bespoke tailoring: yes! I found this one pair of pants - they're Canali - and brought them into a tailor and said, 'Clone these, dammit.' They just do all the right things. I've got eight pairs in different colors and I never have to think about pants again. The only look otherwise that suits me is, like, the Professor from 'Gilligan's Island.'