One of the funny things in life to me is a guy who takes himself very seriously.

Rooting for the Cubs is not easy, but the best things in life never are.

I realize that no one is going to come to me and ask me to be Julius Caesar or a romantic lead, but I think I'm a certain type of guy who looks a certain way, and that's just the reality of things.

There are a lot of funny things that happen in one's life.

From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.

Memories are doing funny things to us.