One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it's such a nice change from being young.

The three ages of man: youth, middle age and 'my word you do look well'.

Middle Age - Later than you think and sooner than you expect

It is unthinkable for a Frenchman to arrive at middle age without having syphilis and the Cross of the Legion of Honor.

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

Life begins at 40 -- but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.