One of the most feared expressions in modern times is The computer is down

If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice.

In the year 2054, the entire defense budget will purchase just one aircraft. This aircraft will have to be shared by the Air Force and Navy 3-1/2 days each per week except for leap year, when it will be made available to the Marines for the extra day.

One should expect that the expected can be prevented, but the unexpected should have been expected.

One-tenth of the participants produce over one-third of the output. Increasing the number of participants merely reduces the average output.

Hardware works best when it matters the least.