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If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non... 
If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non... 
You don't take your cat with you to go bird shopping. Not because the cat isn't polite, but because ... 
I could see the cat was definitely on the steps. Still on the steps, 20 minutes after Carl's call. T... 
The hardest thing of all is to find a black cat in a dark room, especially if there is no cat. 
If you want to concentrate deeply on some problem, and especially some piece of writing or paper-wor... 
Who shall tell the lady's grief
Can I ask a question, sir?" said Maurice, as Death turned to go.
I am often asked how it is that I am able to value people to such a deep degree. Apparently, I exhib... 
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. 
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. 
The early summer sky was the color of cat vomit. Of course, Tally thought, you’d have to feed your... 
Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the ... 
Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is th... 
There's nothing to catch up on. You came, you saw, you scored, you left. End of story. 
Even though he was inside the house, I could still hear Vlad’s sardonic mutter of “Where’s a t... 
Theology is like assuming that there is a black cat in a dark room where in fact there is no black c... 
If you were in a burning house and there was a cat and a Rembrandt, what would you save? The cat...y... 
Alice asked the Cheshire Cat, who was sitting in a tree, “What road do I take?” The cat asked, �... 
Black cat or white cat, it's a good cat that catches the mice. 
The Cat and the Cock
A cat caught a Cock, and pondered how he might find a reasonable excuse for eat... 
An old cat will not learn how to dance. 
I am glad you have a Cat, but I do not believe it is So remarkable a cat as My Cat. 
Alice asked the Cheshire Cat, who was sitting in a tree, “What road do I take?”
We tell the public which way the cat is jumping. The public will take care of the cat. 
If you give a hacker a new toy, the first thing he'll do is take it apart to figure out how it w... 
There's more than one way to skin a cat, my father used to say; it bothered me, I didn't see why the... 
It’s not that I don’t like cats. And really, I think I would enjoy having… a cat. But what if ... 
We journalists tell the public which way the cat is jumping. The public will take care of the cat. 
Lauk! what a monstrous tail our cat has got! 
No matter how hard you try to teach your cat general relativity, you're going to fail. 
Ikkaku: Rescue her? How many of you are here? Seven? Maybe eight?
Black cat or white cat: If it can catch mice, it's a good cat. 
The cat dropped the rat between its two front paws. "There are those," it said with a sigh, in tones... 
Think about it: if the world could see how much adoption means from a cat's point of view, shelt... 
I honestly don't know how you live without having a cat inside your house. It's like having a little... 
To the pure geometer the radius of curvature is an incidental characteristic - like the grin of the ... 
I woke up in bed with a man and a cat. The man was a stranger; the cat was not 
Curiosity is the very basis of education and if you tell me that curiosity killed the cat, I say onl... 
Curiosity is the very basis of education and if you tell me that curiosity killed the cat, I say on... 
Mrs. Crupp had indignantly assured him that there wasn't room to
swing a cat there; but as Mr. Dick... 
What's not to love about a crazy cat lady? You have to be very giving to be a crazy cat lady. 
What greater gift than the love of a cat. 
The fact is that if the writer's attention is on producing a work of art, a work that is good in its... 
The amazing activity of the cat is delicately balanced by his capacity for relaxation. Every househo... 
Human curiosity. Such a very interesting thing. Think of what we owe to it throughout history. It is... 
Who knows what goes on in the mind of a cat? 
In nine lifetimes, you'll never know as much about your cat as your cat knows about you. 
We tell the public which way the cat is jumping. The public will take care of the cat. - "Time", O... 
This is the silliest thing I've heard since the cat yoga craze a couple of years ago. I went right o... 
We think that the world is a solid, vivid place, full of shape and colour and solid objects like thi... 