One of the things I like about when I tour sometimes is that occasionally you'll see a dad there with his 12-year-old son and they're both enjoying it.

I was reading a book... 'the history of glue' - I couldn't put it down.

If you believe, unbelievable things can sometimes be possible.

One of the things I love about cinema is the range.

I sit in places like Costa Coffee in Banstead and write rubbish. I need a deadline. I think about the 44 tour dates and keep imagining standing in front of all these people. Then every day I write 15 jokes minimum.

If you do weave one-liners into a story, you have to have an overall story as well, otherwise it doesn't really count as narrative.