One popular new plastic surgery technique is called lip grafting, or "fat recycling" wherein fat cells are removed from one part of your body that is too large, such as your buttocks, and injected into your lips; people will then be literally kissing ass.
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Related Now I'm literally kissing your ass! DANE COOK When you get that big -- regardless of whether your body is muscle or fat -- your heart is stressed. CHARLES YESALIS Remember, the lips that are kissing your ass are hiding teeth behind them. PRABHUDOSS SAMUEL The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are real... YIDDISH PROVERB The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are real... ROBERT FROST Your body can be beautiful or ugly, thin or fat but your true self is your inner content, your value... SUNDAY ADELAJA Coconut oil is one of the most beneficial sources of fat. It is comprised of medium-chain fatty acid... MARCUS SAMUELSSON Lace: "Are you saying that your fat-ass cat has turned me into a vampire?" Cal: "Um, mayb... SCOTT WESTERFELD If you fast, the fat in your body will waste away. LAILAH GIFTY AKITA I really do think snacking is the key to dieting. We know if you can steady your blood sugar, then y... PATTI MILLIGAN It's food that your body can do something with other than turn it into fat. DR. CATHLEEN LONDON Estrogens are produced in fat, and the more fat tissue you have, the higher your estrogen levels wil... DR. SAMUEL PANG No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, y... GEORGE BERNARD SHAW The weight loss comes primarily from water, but then you shift into mobilizing fat that's in your st... KATHLEEN ZELMAN Will, does it hurt your back....kissing your own ass like that? WILL & GRACE Your brain is built of cells called neurons and glia - hundreds of billions of them. Each one of the... DAVID EAGLEMAN Words that add no new information or aren't repeated for emphasis are just padding. A sentence m... NANCY KRESS You can really raise your heart rate, burn fat and tone your lower body. EMILY ROCKWELL I get it now, our body is made up of cells and cells are meant to keep something from leaving. Which... ANDONI GARCIA When your body absorbs toxins, it stores them in fat, which is why fiber and probiotics are strategi... SUZANNE SOMERS Most of us know that the media tell us our bodies are imperfect - too fat, to smelly, too wrinkled, ... VICTORIA VANTOCH What you want is to rev up your metabolism so that you are burning fat and calories, not preserving ... KATHY FRESTON Antioxidants are really like little bodyguards inside your body that protect your cells from disease... CYNTHIA SASS Your hands are mine to hold,
Your lips mine to kiss,
Your body mine to please,
& You soul mine to mo... JILLIAN JOYCE AARSVOLD My fat cells have a memory like Einstein! I'm proof that surgery is not a magic potion. There ar... CARNIE WILSON Saturated fat is a fundamental building block for brain cells. It's certainly interesting to con... DAVID PERLMUTTER I was still alive. Ha! Take that kidnappers. Still alive. Maybe it was my butt that was feeding me. ... KATE BRIAN Step Away from the Mean Girls… …and say bye-bye to feeling bad about your looks. Are y... OPRAH WINFREY Fat is your friend. The brain thrives on a fat-rich, low-carbohydrate diet. DAVID PERLMUTTER But make sure the food has a bit of fat in it, so your body has an easier time absorbing the fat-sol... ELIZABETH SOMER Fat is a barrier, a bellicose statement to others that, to some, justifies hostility in kind. The wo... , THE ART & SCIENCE OF RATIONAL EATING, 1992 The flax seed is a good fat. So are nuts. The omega-3 fatty acids, every cell in your body needs the... DR. CATHLEEN LONDON Some plant lips on Mother Earth in a display of gratitude. Meanwhile, she is kissing the soles ... TAYLOR PATTON Well, you split your soul, you see, and hide part of it in an object outside the body. Then, even if... J.K. ROWLING No one will grieve because your lips are dumb. ELLA WHEELER WILCOX If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat ... P. J. O'ROURKE When spontaneous demoralizing thoughts seep into your conscience, don't trip...allowing them to fest... T.F. HODGE There are two types of encryption: one that will prevent your sister from reading your diary and one... BRUCE SCHNEIER Chicken fat, beef fat, fish fat, fried foods - these are the foods that fuel our fat genes by giving... NEAL BARNARD Nerve cells communicate with one another at specialized points called synapses. And these synapses a... ERIC KANDEL Fat people are so rarely included in visual culture that fat is perceived as a blot on the landscape... SUSIE ORBACH I did side planks for my obliques, which are one of my trouble areas. And traditional planks tone yo... ASHLEY GREENE People shouldn't be disappointed by the studies. It's just a wake-up call that simply reducing your ... MARCIA STEFANICK It's not about weight, it's about fitness, and one component of being fit is to have relativ... DEBORAH BULL My character on 'Orange is the New Black' is not one that requires being absolutely shredded... MATT MCGORRY It seems hard to remain a bachelor...to model your appearance and behaviour on one or two bachelors ... FRANZ KAFKA That voice that talks badly to you is a demon voice. This very patient and determined demon shows up... AMY POEHLER This shows that you can't rely on using low-fat substitutes to make a difference. You really need to... MARCIA STEFANICK Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever. UNKNOWN One day I may be meeting you and hearing how you've changed your life by saying, 'Farewell t... RICHARD SIMMONS Repose is the most expansive posture you can assume. When you are in Repose, your body is as open an... VICTOR SHAMAS This is true; virtually all edible substances, and many automotive products, are now marketed as bei... DAVE BARRY Gawaine and Gareth took turns with the fat ass, one of them whacking it while the other rode barebac... T.H. WHITE That a universe exists within every human being. That to the blood cells and organs in your body, yo... PETER TIERYAS Treat your friend as if he will one day be your enemy, and your enemy as if he will one day be your ... ABRAHAM LINCOLN I mean, everyone walks into the gym on day one skinny or fat. Arnold Schwarzenegger walked into the ... JOE MANGANIELLO HAMLET [...] we fat all creatures else to fat us, and we fat ourselves for maggots. Your fat king an... WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE I would never recommend going on a crash diet. Drastically reducing your calorie intake can cause nu... RANVEER SINGH You have to be desirable. And that's why so many woman of my age or even younger are pushed to B... KIM CATTRALL As are your thoughts so will be your actions. One should therefore refrain from listening to anythin... SAM VEDA Shift that fat ass, Harry. But slowly, or you'll swamp the damned boat. GEORGE WASHINGTON The more you treat your body and the cells as intelligent being the more you will be sharp, quick, c... AMIT RAY I will die kissing your mad cold mouth, embracing the lost bouquet of your body, and searc... PABLO NERUDA When you get fat and lose your hunger. That is when you know the sellout has happened. BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN Whenever you make a mistake or get knocked down by life, don't look back at it too long. Mistakes ar... OG MANDINO We are trying to assist her by removing some excess skin and fat that is hanging over her thighs. I ... DR. PHILLIPE CAPRARO My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twic... JAMES JOYCE There are 11 criteria for lupus that show you have inflammation in three or more body systems. An an... BARBARA HASTINGS People will make mean comments. People are going to say that you're fat, that you're this, t... ASHLEY BENSON If you are scared and hurt, hold out your hand. Come together as one, you will then understand. Your... SCOTTIE SOMERS The word "yoga" literally means "uniting", because when you're doing it you are uniting your mind an... ELLEN DEGENERES I am pretty sure that, if you will be quite honest, you will admit that a good rousing sneeze, one t... ROBERT BENCHLEY The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or j... MARILYN MONROE IN YOUR LIFE, YOUR BODY GIVES, AND GIVES, AND GIVES. AND THEN IT SITS DOWN ON ITS ASS AND IT'S YOUR ... BRUCE BANTER It is better for you to take responsibility for your life as it is, instead of blaming others, or ci... DAN MILLMAN You own your body. You own your body. You own your body. Your center and your edges are yours and yo... JEANETTE LEBLANC Some makeup companies have really good recycling policies, and it's worth finding out whether yo... BETH DITTO Burhan Qureshi's fat ass was noticed by Beyonce...and she could not resist but to ask him to join he... UZAIR SHAFIQUE Just as your cells hold memories of trauma, your body also remembers wholeness – feeling relaxed, ... CATHERINE CARRIGAN Oh, great reviews are the worst. They mislead you more than the bad ones, because they only fuel you... CHAZZ PALMINTERI I think when the time you meet your true love.. your other half.. that's the time both of you will d... MJ CHRISTINE Like Honeycrisp, SweeTango has much larger cells than other apples, and when you bite into it, the c... JOHN SEABROOK Confinement is not a part of your destiny. Your life purpose is to take the totality of your negativ... B.L. BROWN I came to the realization a couple months ago that I am fat. If you get tired from walking - and tha... CHARLES BARKLEY Take up one idea. Make that one idea your life; dream of it; think of it; live on that idea. Let the... SWAMI VIVEKANANDA Such as are your habitual thoughts, such also will be the character of your mind; for the soul is dy... MARCUS AURELIUS Such as are your habitual thoughts, such also will be the character of your mind; for the soul is dy... MARCUS AURELIUS I'm really into lip cream. I have this one by Hourglass: it's an oil with this gold-tip appl... ANNA KENDRICK One of the first papers I wrote at the University of Wisconsin, in 1977, was on stem cells. I realiz... BRUCE LIPTON I hoisted myself onto my elbows. "Yeah, well, if I ever come back as a Grigori, then I'll kick your ... JESSICA SHIRVINGTON The word "yoga" literally means "uniting," because when you're doing it you're uniting your mind and... ELLEN DEGENERES In a culture dish, stem cells from fat can acquire properties that are similar to bone, cartilage, n... ADAM KATZ Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. ADAM SANDLER Decide what you want and write your goals. Then convert your goals into positive, present tense stat... SOURCE UNKNOWN If you choose to be Frankenstein with Botox and plastic surgery, you've bought your own private ... FRANCES CONROY It's definitely part of my job description not to be too fat. ELIZABETH HURLEY As strange as it may seem, human bodies are transportation devices. You came out of your mother's bo... ED BULEY Your eyes will always be closer to your soul than to any other part of your body except the heart. SORIN CERIN Even years from now, once I've stopped drinking, I will never stop trusting extremes. I will always ... KOREN ZAILCKAS Death is a long process," Archer says. "Your body is just the first part of you that croaks." Meanin... CHUCK PALAHNIUK
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