One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose.

Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.

You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you have never had the courage to commit.