One small decision can change your life! That's why I always let someone else make my decisions, that way if something goes wrong I have somebody to blame other than myself.

If I don't log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me!

Growing up is amazing, until you get old!

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

I feel that life is divided up into the horrible and the miserable

There's an old joke - um... two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know; and such small portions." Well, that's essentially how I feel about life - full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly.