Jim Rash
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I could not move my car . . . I stuck my gun out. I ... LUIS PEREZ One of my teammates said he was lifting his hand up, signaling (another referee) to wait. And I thou... AYSHA JAMANI 38. “A wet bird never flies at night.” (My grandfather said that to me when I was a child and wa... JAMES C. DOBSON JOHN PRESCOTT STEVEN SPIELBERG I was an exchange student for a summer, and most of that summer was in Ukraine. I used to say 't... LOUIE GOHMERT I thought every other kid was like me. I'd watch films and act them out on my own and wish I cou... KIMBERLEY NIXON I thought it was his arm, I didn't know his face was in the way. When I walked over there, he wasn't... BRANDON CLAUSSEN TED WILLIAMS I was born in Fayette County, over in Lexington, Kentucky, but I was raised most of my life in Paint... CHRIS STAPLETON J.K. ROWLING I really thought Roy was going to retire after the Johnson fight. That's what he told me, and I beli... ALTON MERKERSON TOM HOOPER I wasn't planning on watching it at all. I was getting out of my car when someone called me and aske... ANTOINE HOOD BRENDON URIE I dated a guy and he liked me but I didn't like him. I went through his wardrobe and cleaned out... PATTI STANGER If it wasn't for Kenny Rogers, I don't think I would be in country music. He was that guy wh... DARIUS RUCKER PATRICIA HIGHSMITH I had a complicated life until I was 25. I was born in Bristol and was brought up by my mum and my s... NEIL CROSS PHILIP ROTH STEPHEN CHBOSKY I get tons of feedback. I think one of the funniest ones I got was a priest sent me an e-mail and he... PAUL ENGLISH When (Point Determined) came to me, he pinned his ears and dug in like I thought he would. And he is... COREY NAKATANI DOLPH LUNDGREN It was always that detail that drove me. Ever since I was a little kid, I used to get into the nitty... GRAEME BASE I have a four year old and I'm telling you we did Nickelodeon last night and he embarrassed me. ... NIA LONG Am I 53 or 54? I think I'm 54. I was born in 1941. So this year I'll be 55. CHARLES KEATING JOHN GREEN STEVEN SPIELBERG JACKIE CHAN My mother had taught me about the importance of finding a 'good provider,' so when my boyfri... ELIZABETH WARREN I went in for a checkup, and when my doctor had me stand on the scale, even he was surprised. Seeing... ADAM RICHMAN Keanu thought he was Bill and I thought I was Ted. Then the assistant came out, and it was the oppos... ALEX WINTER André read me even when I was silent. He saw all of me, and he still wanted me. He thought I was be... KARINA SZCZUREK I can't say enough about D.J. [Hernandez]. He's the hardest worker. I love D.J. not only for how har... DAN ORLOVSKY NAOMI CAMPBELL BOB KNIGHT Well, it was hard to find anybody, but I called my high school boyfriend and said, 'Can you tell the... ALICE RIVLIN I felt like all of the American people did not believe me because of the things that were said about... PAULA JONES I never said that I wanted to be an actor when I was a kid. I didn't know. I thought I was going... ADAN CANTO AUGUST WILSON He asked if I was a songwriter, and I said yeah, that I was in town because I'd won this contest. He... ARTHUR GODFREY Would people please stop telling me Santa Claus doesn't exist? I met him when I was a kid, surrounde... STEVE MERRICK, STEVESEVILEMPIRE STEPHEN CHBOSKY JESSE MCCARTNEY CHRISTOPHER LEE I saw the car. It was smoking. He said, 'Get me out of here.' I couldn't get the door open, so I pul... JEFF BERRY DOVE CAMERON I was born in Bournemouth, England, in 1943. J. PHILIPPE RUSHTON LORNA LUFT JULIA WARD HOWE I wasn't born a redhead, but I was born to be a redhead. GEORGETTE MOSBACHER BUDDY HACKETT ERIC ALLIN CORNELL I thought he was nuts. He'd always ask me on ballooning dates, and I always said, 'No!' ... One day... BETTY BROWN I got nervous when I didn't know where we were. I was so scared that he was going to kill me. He sai... GLORIA LOPEZ CRAIG FERGUSON KATE MIDDLETON KATE MIDDLETON CARROLL SHELBY KURT RUSSELL ADAM MCKAY JAKE GYLLENHAAL XAVIER RUDD It's so funny, because when I was growing up in a small town in New Hampshire, I was obsessed wi... ELIZA COUPE When I played Darth Maul, it sort of came from inside. I'm not saying it was natural, but I real... RAY PARK MICHELLE PAVER DEMETRI MARTIN JOHNNY CASH Charlie gave me his number and said he was there if I needed anything. BRUCE GRADKOWSKI Dad said that he was prouder of me than he'd ever been when I came out. RANDY HARRISON A famous actor told me once - I don't want to name names, I hate that sort of thing - but I was ... SAM CLAFLIN PAUL RYAN PEYTON MANNING I was really proactive in trying to heal my family. I wouldn't give up. My whole life was about ... SOPHIE B. HAWKINS If someone had told me when I was a kid I'd get an ovation from Frank Sinatra! One time, I did a... IRWIN THOMAS STEVEN SEAGAL JOE GIBBS That was really cool. I got to kiss a little boy. I was 7 and he was 10, and his name is Thomas Curt... DAKOTA FANNING SARAH MCLACHLAN I was very ambitious. It all started because my first boyfriend dumped me when I was 14. I'd alw... JANE MARCH I think the toughest part for me was when Herschelle said that he obviously looked up to his Captain... HANSIE CRONJE He's really a hard-nosed, gut-it-out type of kid. When he said he was in some pain, I told him he ha... CHAD POWELL QUEEN ELIZABETH II QUEEN ELIZABETH II
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Coz it's a selfie. RASH RS Sometimes I know what my characters are moving away from or toward; more often I just wait and see. ... RON RASH I think writing a poem is like being a greyhound. Writing a novel is like being a mule. You go up on... RON RASH We want what's in this world but we also want what ain't. RON RASH It’s ever been the way of the man of science or philosophy. Most folks stay in the dark and then c... RON RASH Where there's a way, there's a way back. RASH RS The most important innovation for 'Desperate Housewives' wasn't its being a prime-time soap opera, .... JOHN RASH When you drink, why do you pee more than you drink? RASH RS Live in the present, what choice do you have? RASH RS Others can make us vulnerable and the sooner such vulnerabilities are dealt with the better RON RASH You got one choice at the beginning but if you didn't choose right, things got narrow real quick. RON RASH I listened to time clicking like hooves on pavement. But time isn't something you can rein in. It mo... RON RASH We had some good times at school. I didn't know how good those times was till I left, but I guess th... RON RASH What I've become convinced makes a writer are the days you hate it, the days you'd rather st... RON RASH She realized that being starved for words was the same as being starved for food, because both left ... RON RASH Not for the first time, it occurred to me that sorrow could be purified into song the same way a pie... RON RASH On the last drafts, I focus on the words themselves, including the rub of vowels and consonants, str... RON RASH A place where something so terrible had happened shouldn't continue to exist in the world RON RASH Spend a long time alone, especially if you're someone who's never been that social to begin with, an... RON RASH Nothing is but what is now RON RASH Pemberton felt something shift inside him, something small but definite, the way a knob's slight twi... RON RASH One thing's sure and nothing surer. The rich get richer and the poor get- children RON RASH It struck her how eating was a comfort during a hard time because it reminded you that there had bee... RON RASH JIM MORRISON JIM ROHN JIM MORRISON JIM DAVIS JIM DAVIS JIM DAVIS JIM DAVIS JIM DAVIS JIM DAVIS JIM DAVIS JIM DAVIS JIM DAVIS JIM DAVIS JIM DAVIS JIM DAVIS JIM DAVIS JIM DAVIS JIM DAVIS JIM DAVIS JIM DAVIS JIM DAVIS JIM DAVIS JIM RAMSTAD I wanted to make an Indian character who wasn't either a) the savage that must be eliminated, th... 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JIM GARRISON I'm not in the business of harassing anybody. JIM GARRISON It's rather naive, apart from being ethically objectionable, to assume that our investigators tr... JIM GARRISON My office has been one of the most scrupulous in the country with regard to the protection of indivi... JIM GARRISON It is important to know who killed Jack Kennedy and why. JIM GARRISON Until as recently as November of 1966, I had complete faith in the Warren Report. Of course, my fait... JIM GARRISON It has been my policy not to respond to each of the many canards which have been part of the campaig... JIM GARRISON It would certainly be interesting to know what the CIA knew about Oswald six weeks before the assass... JIM GARRISON I'm convinced from what I know of Vernon Bundy that his testimony was truthful. JIM GARRISON I'm afraid, based on my own experience, that fascism will come to America in the name of nationa... JIM GARRISON I ran for Congress in 1996 to help Ted Kennedy pass a comprehensive health insurance reform bill. JIM MCGOVERN I thought Iraq was the wrong war at the wrong time and have been fighting to get the Administration ... JIM MCGOVERN In 2005, I was the first member of Congress to introduce legislation calling for an immediate withdr... JIM MCGOVERN A large majority of Americans believe that corporations exert too much influence on our daily lives ... JIM MCGOVERN Corporations are created by the people, acting through their governments. We grant them corporate ch... JIM MCGOVERN JIM CARREY JIM BROWN My whole comic persona is that of a guy who explores the id: I romanticize gluttony, I romanticize l... JIM GAFFIGAN JIM CARREY JIM MORRISON JIM ROHN I suspect that most people in the world will travel through or at least wish to travel through Miami... JIM DRAIN JIM RAMSTAD I go out and take oysters, clams and mussels every 2 weeks or so during late fall, winter and early ... JIM HIMES JIM ROHN JIM CRACE JIM MORRISON Tens of thousands of brave Americans died to break the chains of British tyranny so that the princip... JIM GERLACH JIM HARRISON JIM WEBB JIM BROWN JIM COOPER JIM ROHN JIM BROWN JIM BROWN JIM LOEHR Yet only the atrocities of the conquered are referred to as criminal acts; those of the conqueror ar... JIM FERGUS I looked at her, with her hair spilled out on the pillows and the warmth of her body warming mine. A... JIM THOMPSON British actors come at acting from a slightly different angle. Because a lot of the films are cast o... JIM STURGESS With new jobs, new ideas, and growing confidence that our brightest days lie ahead, Wisconsin is on ... JIM DOYLE I like reflecting the culture I understand best, spotting the idiosyncrasies of British people and r... JIM BROADBENT During school, I'd advertise cars in the University of British Columbia newspaper. JIM PATTISON JIM LEE JIM COSTA JIM ROGERS Long gone are the days when hospital stays and surgeries made up the bulk of seniors' annual med... JIM GERLACH JIM RYUN JIM CARREY JIM BUTCHER There's enormous progressive activism and, more often than not, success at the grassroots level ... JIM HIGHTOWER What created democracy was Thomas Paine and Shays' Rebellion, the suffragists and the abolitioni... JIM HIGHTOWER JIM RAMSTAD JIM LEHRER JIM CARREY JIM LEHRER JIM HARRISON JIM BACKUS JIM FOWLER JIM ROHN JIM ROHN JIM ROHN JIM ROHN In fact, the Iraqi foreign minister admitted in March 2003 that Iraqi funds were sent to families of... JIM GERLACH
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