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JACQUES LEMAIRE The only thing you ever have is now.
ECKHART TOLLE The one thing I think you must do is, as painful as it is as a parent, is listen.
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TOM BROKAW You can't bank on the outcome.
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EMINEM As far as sleeping goes, you're up and ready to go at six in the morning. Spring training was al...
LOU BOUDREAU When you stop seeing your weaknesses as weaknesses you will overcome them.
MARTY RUBIN If you could stay as stubborn as when you were a child then you need not to compromise on your dream...
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JOE KLEIN Presumptuous for me to say, but at least - at a minimum - I've been able to influence the direct...
JOE BIDEN I grew up watching Letterman, 'Seinfeld,' 'SNL,' and Monty Python movies. But nothin...
JOE MANDE After I hurt the knee, football wasn't nearly as much fun. I was limited. But you make do with w...
JOE NAMATH The promise of education reform can never be fulfilled without adequate funding, and by shortchangin...
JOE LIEBERMAN There's good art and there's bad art. A lot of action films are bad art, but Paul Greengrass...
JOE WRIGHT Maybe you could put it out there that I don't have a built-in dislike of ballads. That was kind ...
JOE PERRY The feeling of being accepted and acknowledgement and recognition and fame - I'm vain like every...
JOE JAMAIL Our workers comp debt is the Achilles heel of our state's economy, and I firmly believe that in ...
JOE MANCHIN Most liberals think of civil liberties as their Achilles heel. It isn't.
JOE BIDEN When we go to court, they are going to have to come up with all the evidence where they are accusing...
JOE ARPAIO One of the things I've never been accused of is not caring about people.
JOE BIDEN Don't hold against me that I don't own - that I don't own a single stock or bond. Don...
JOE BIDEN The issue in Web accessibility is the fact that blind and visually-impaired people need the single b...
JOE CLARK Head Start graduates are more likely to graduate from high school and less likely to need special ed...
JOE BACA The planet's spinning a thousand miles an hour around this gigantic nuclear explosion while thes...
JOE ROGAN