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I'm Bam Margera. And I feel like kicking my dad's ass, all day today.
BAM MARGERA I'm Bam Margera. And I feel like kicking my dad's butt all day today.
BAM MARGERA Guy with car: [after bam kicks a football into his car] It's a brand new car! Bam Margera: It's a '9...
BAM MARGERA![]()
The fact that my 15 minutes of fame has extended a little longer than 15 minutes is somewhat surpris...
BARACK OBAMA They took my head -- bam-bam. Then the other one came this way, grabbed my arm, then slammed me to t...
ANGELA LEWIS I'll be home in 15 minutes. Call me back in 15 minutes.
MARVIN ANDERSON My mom taught me how to sew and I liked it for five minutes.
LORI KERR As a child, one of my defense mechanisms was to try to be funny. My mom tried to nurture that by put...
IAN GOMEZ Knowing that only minutes earlier I had walked to the car, my mom helped me out and stood me up in t...
SARAH TODD HAMMER My uncle is so funny - Don Vito. He was always fat with the craziest voice. Dude, he barely speaks E...
BAM MARGERA I skate all the time, but it's silly for me to do contests when MTV is giving me a boatload of m...
BAM MARGERA I don't like Paris so much.
BAM MARGERA I'd say mostly I paint hot chicks.
BAM MARGERA The way that I look at it is that, when we film for eight months straight for a new 'Jackass'...
BAM MARGERA It's definitely weird, because pretty much everybody owns the Tony Hawk videogame. Just going ov...
BAM MARGERA Sometimes when you're with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it's so hard to b...
BAM MARGERA I'm a regular at a hospital in Pennsylvania. The Riddle Hospital in Media, Pennsylvania.
BAM MARGERA When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behin...
BAM MARGERA It's kinda all about image.
BAM MARGERA I got addicted to Tetris, playing it in my basement, I was missing all these airplane flights over i...
BAM MARGERA The neighbors could be as mad as they want, but I'm not running a business at the house. It'...
BAM MARGERA Actually, I've always wanted to be a professional skateboarder ever since I was about six.
BAM MARGERA Sometimes when you're with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it's so hard to b...
BAM MARGERA I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want.
BAM MARGERA Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.
BAM MARGERA I quit high school the first day of 10th grade because I felt like I was wasting time.
BAM MARGERA These trees and these old people have one thing in common, they're both going in the ground soon...
BAM MARGERA I'm on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think ...
BAM MARGERA Life's philosophy, hm... I just say, 'Do what you do and have fun doing it and try not to be...
BAM MARGERA Skateboarding teaches you how to take a fall properly. If you try to kickflip down some stairs, it m...
BAM MARGERA Sometimes I wake up, I feel like, I'm like 80-years-old.
BAM MARGERA I've been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I'm pretty good at it.
BAM MARGERA I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day.
BAM MARGERA We called both the music and the videos CKY because that's all we did, ... I recorded music all nigh...
BAM MARGERA We're really big horror movie fans too, ... And we always wanted to film a horror movie called 'Camp...
BAM MARGERA Whose dick do I gotta suck to get some explosions around here?
BAM MARGERA Oh, man, Phil thought I was in deep s**t after I smashed the windshield driving through a soccer goa...
BAM MARGERA Nothing is really "safe."
BAM MARGERA Nothing is really "safe".
BAM MARGERA Dude, we took Fireball Ministry out on our last Europe tour, ... We were so psyched on them that we ...
BAM MARGERA The neighbors could be as mad as they want, but I'm not running a business at the house. It's just a...
BAM MARGERA Dude, you were hauling so much ass!
BAM MARGERA Wanna bet, ass-wipe?
BAM MARGERA I just had the worst wake up ever, so I'm taking it out on Dunn.
BAM MARGERA Look, I'd love to sit here and argue with you, but we have a plane to catch.
BAM MARGERA That's ri-god-damn-diculous
BAM MARGERA I have no problem being connected with Bam. He's my brother, and he's helped us out, ... But I think...
BAM MARGERA These trees and these old people have one thing in common - they're both going in the ground soon!
BAM MARGERA We've played together for so long that we are so connected, ... We play like we're one person.
BAM MARGERA Dunn broke it. He handles everything rough.
BAM MARGERA I want to make my own movie.
BAM MARGERA![]()
It's been a tremendous ride. My 15 years, my 15 minutes of fame, is up.
EMMITT SMITH That's what I think about when I'm running. Instead of just running for 15 minutes, that makes me go...
DALE SHULL We've had surcharge increases tried since Dec. 17, ... The one Continental tried last week lasted lo...
TOM PARSONS We've had surcharge increases tried since Dec. 17. The one Continental tried last week lasted longer...
TOM PARSONS I gave guitar lessons. I tried to join bands. My mom always said it was obvious that nothing was goi...
JANIS IAN![]()
Playing 'Tetris' for 15 minutes is like meditation.
EZRA KOENIG They said it lasted 15 seconds. It was hours.
CHARLIE EBERSOL![]()
It's been a tremendous ride. My 15 years, my 15 minutes of fame, is up.
EMMITT SMITH Jim O'Brien, who kicked that field goal in 1970 that won the Super Bowl for the Baltimore Colts, sai...
HARRY OLIVER It took some time to get going, but for the final 15-20 minutes, it looked like Connecticut basketba...
ANN STROTHER Maybe it's my 15 minutes of fame, maybe it's longer.
JANE HARMAN![]()
In the future, everyone will be famous for 15 minutes.
ANDY WARHOL And you can use the time as you want. You could say, 'I need you to go pick up a prescription for me...
LILLIE WHITE With Zeppelin, I tried to play something different every night in my solos. I'd play for 20 minu...
JOHN BONHAM We tried to get one started a few years ago, but it never really got off the ground.
DAVE CASSELS From the time Jessica went to the bathroom to the time little Faith here came out was about 15 minut...
HELEN MICKELSON![]()
I would fight for my liberty so long as my strength lasted, and if the time came for me to go, the L...
HARRIET TUBMAN![]()
I would fight for my liberty so long as my strength lasted, and if the time came for me to go, the...
HARRIET TUBMAN![]()
My mom is always telling me it takes a long time to get to the top, but a short time to get to the b...
MILEY CYRUS I just tried to hold my ground. If he bumped into me, I wasn't going to give him any room. Fortunate...
FELIX FRIEDT In the future we'll all have 15 minutes of fame and 15 minutes of healthcare.
NICOLE HOLLANDER They've gotten away from the fundamentals. I threw long toss every other day and I consistently work...
DAVE MARTINEZ The rescue was the first 15 seconds of a job that lasted two hours. The fire went to two alarms.
FIREFIGHTER MICHAEL DODA![]()
The fact that one of these ladies was my mom made me particularly sad because my mom is beautiful. A...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY![]()
Men make angry music and it's called rock-and-roll; women include anger in their vocabulary and sudd...
ANI DIFRANCO![]()
If you calculate 15 minutes a day to shave, that is 5,000 minutes a year spent shaving.
FIDEL CASTRO![]()
'Chandelier' took, like, four minutes to write the chords, then, like, 12-15 minutes to writ...
SIA![]()
You can't be that or that or that... but you can try to behave as that...
So, what next!?...
DEYTH BANGER The one time I had a moment of clarity was when my mom told me my soul was dying. I remember just sc...
ANDREA PUMPER I tried leaving. He wouldn't let me leave. He threw me down to the ground and started to kick me, an...
CHENOA INMAN![]()
Bless my mom. Mom is everything to me.
CALVIN JOHNSON![]()
You can make a hit song in 15 minutes. I don't know about someone else's song, but songs tha...
ACTION BRONSON![]()
Arriving 15 minutes early does nothing but guarantee a 30-minute wait
DOUG LARSON The main pulse of this eruption lasted 10 minutes. In 1980, it lasted nine hours. Short duration, no...
JON MAJOR It takes 40 minutes to update, and no one is paying me for this time.
MICHELE RICCI![]()
The ceremony took six minutes. The marriage lasted about the same amount of time though we didn'...
HEDY LAMARR It took like 15 minutes,
LORENZO WHITE It felt like 15 minutes.
MATHIEU GARON He didn't know how much more time he had. But he wanted everybody to know to tell my mom that he lov...
ANN MERIDETH![]()
When my own son was 12, we didn't want toy guns in the house. So he just picked up a stick and w...
EDWARD ZWICK Running doesn't come easy to me, especially the first thirty or so minutes. My message is take i...
CARA BUONO [?] For me, it has to be mentality, ... We have to go into games with the mentality that we're not g...
JASON KREIS![]()
My mom used to tell me, “I don’t like my mother, but I love her.
ASPEN MATIS![]()
Grady could write a football story in 15 minutes, and it would be a good one,
ANNE MCCAFFREY (Condit) is a very good striker and caught me with one good elbow. I just tried to get him on the gr...
JAKE SHIELDS I have olive skin, so if I'm in the sun for even 15 minutes, I turn brown.
AUDRINA PATRIDGE![]()
I wasted time, and now doth Time waste me: For now hath Time made me his numb'ring clock; My thought...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE![]()
When I was 15, my mom and I packed everything up and moved to Nashville so I could pursue my dream i...
KELSEA BALLERINI We've got to bring him out of the ground. But it is so hard for the mom and dad to do that.
BEN CRUMP
BAM MARGERA I'm Bam Margera. And I feel like kicking my dad's butt all day today.
BAM MARGERA Guy with car: [after bam kicks a football into his car] It's a brand new car! Bam Margera: It's a '9...
BAM MARGERA
The fact that my 15 minutes of fame has extended a little longer than 15 minutes is somewhat surpris... BARACK OBAMA They took my head -- bam-bam. Then the other one came this way, grabbed my arm, then slammed me to t...
ANGELA LEWIS I'll be home in 15 minutes. Call me back in 15 minutes.
MARVIN ANDERSON My mom taught me how to sew and I liked it for five minutes.
LORI KERR As a child, one of my defense mechanisms was to try to be funny. My mom tried to nurture that by put...
IAN GOMEZ Knowing that only minutes earlier I had walked to the car, my mom helped me out and stood me up in t...
SARAH TODD HAMMER My uncle is so funny - Don Vito. He was always fat with the craziest voice. Dude, he barely speaks E...
BAM MARGERA I skate all the time, but it's silly for me to do contests when MTV is giving me a boatload of m...
BAM MARGERA I don't like Paris so much.
BAM MARGERA I'd say mostly I paint hot chicks.
BAM MARGERA The way that I look at it is that, when we film for eight months straight for a new 'Jackass'...
BAM MARGERA It's definitely weird, because pretty much everybody owns the Tony Hawk videogame. Just going ov...
BAM MARGERA Sometimes when you're with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it's so hard to b...
BAM MARGERA I'm a regular at a hospital in Pennsylvania. The Riddle Hospital in Media, Pennsylvania.
BAM MARGERA When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behin...
BAM MARGERA It's kinda all about image.
BAM MARGERA I got addicted to Tetris, playing it in my basement, I was missing all these airplane flights over i...
BAM MARGERA The neighbors could be as mad as they want, but I'm not running a business at the house. It'...
BAM MARGERA Actually, I've always wanted to be a professional skateboarder ever since I was about six.
BAM MARGERA Sometimes when you're with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it's so hard to b...
BAM MARGERA I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want.
BAM MARGERA Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.
BAM MARGERA I quit high school the first day of 10th grade because I felt like I was wasting time.
BAM MARGERA These trees and these old people have one thing in common, they're both going in the ground soon...
BAM MARGERA I'm on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think ...
BAM MARGERA Life's philosophy, hm... I just say, 'Do what you do and have fun doing it and try not to be...
BAM MARGERA Skateboarding teaches you how to take a fall properly. If you try to kickflip down some stairs, it m...
BAM MARGERA Sometimes I wake up, I feel like, I'm like 80-years-old.
BAM MARGERA I've been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I'm pretty good at it.
BAM MARGERA I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day.
BAM MARGERA We called both the music and the videos CKY because that's all we did, ... I recorded music all nigh...
BAM MARGERA We're really big horror movie fans too, ... And we always wanted to film a horror movie called 'Camp...
BAM MARGERA Whose dick do I gotta suck to get some explosions around here?
BAM MARGERA Oh, man, Phil thought I was in deep s**t after I smashed the windshield driving through a soccer goa...
BAM MARGERA Nothing is really "safe."
BAM MARGERA Nothing is really "safe".
BAM MARGERA Dude, we took Fireball Ministry out on our last Europe tour, ... We were so psyched on them that we ...
BAM MARGERA The neighbors could be as mad as they want, but I'm not running a business at the house. It's just a...
BAM MARGERA Dude, you were hauling so much ass!
BAM MARGERA Wanna bet, ass-wipe?
BAM MARGERA I just had the worst wake up ever, so I'm taking it out on Dunn.
BAM MARGERA Look, I'd love to sit here and argue with you, but we have a plane to catch.
BAM MARGERA That's ri-god-damn-diculous
BAM MARGERA I have no problem being connected with Bam. He's my brother, and he's helped us out, ... But I think...
BAM MARGERA These trees and these old people have one thing in common - they're both going in the ground soon!
BAM MARGERA We've played together for so long that we are so connected, ... We play like we're one person.
BAM MARGERA Dunn broke it. He handles everything rough.
BAM MARGERA I want to make my own movie.
BAM MARGERA
It's been a tremendous ride. My 15 years, my 15 minutes of fame, is up. EMMITT SMITH That's what I think about when I'm running. Instead of just running for 15 minutes, that makes me go...
DALE SHULL We've had surcharge increases tried since Dec. 17, ... The one Continental tried last week lasted lo...
TOM PARSONS We've had surcharge increases tried since Dec. 17. The one Continental tried last week lasted longer...
TOM PARSONS I gave guitar lessons. I tried to join bands. My mom always said it was obvious that nothing was goi...
JANIS IAN
Playing 'Tetris' for 15 minutes is like meditation. EZRA KOENIG They said it lasted 15 seconds. It was hours.
CHARLIE EBERSOL
It's been a tremendous ride. My 15 years, my 15 minutes of fame, is up. EMMITT SMITH Jim O'Brien, who kicked that field goal in 1970 that won the Super Bowl for the Baltimore Colts, sai...
HARRY OLIVER It took some time to get going, but for the final 15-20 minutes, it looked like Connecticut basketba...
ANN STROTHER Maybe it's my 15 minutes of fame, maybe it's longer.
JANE HARMAN
In the future, everyone will be famous for 15 minutes. ANDY WARHOL And you can use the time as you want. You could say, 'I need you to go pick up a prescription for me...
LILLIE WHITE With Zeppelin, I tried to play something different every night in my solos. I'd play for 20 minu...
JOHN BONHAM We tried to get one started a few years ago, but it never really got off the ground.
DAVE CASSELS From the time Jessica went to the bathroom to the time little Faith here came out was about 15 minut...
HELEN MICKELSON
I would fight for my liberty so long as my strength lasted, and if the time came for me to go, the L... HARRIET TUBMAN
I would fight for my liberty so long as my strength lasted, and if the time came for me to go, the... HARRIET TUBMAN
My mom is always telling me it takes a long time to get to the top, but a short time to get to the b... MILEY CYRUS I just tried to hold my ground. If he bumped into me, I wasn't going to give him any room. Fortunate...
FELIX FRIEDT In the future we'll all have 15 minutes of fame and 15 minutes of healthcare.
NICOLE HOLLANDER They've gotten away from the fundamentals. I threw long toss every other day and I consistently work...
DAVE MARTINEZ The rescue was the first 15 seconds of a job that lasted two hours. The fire went to two alarms.
FIREFIGHTER MICHAEL DODA
The fact that one of these ladies was my mom made me particularly sad because my mom is beautiful. A... STEPHEN CHBOSKY
Men make angry music and it's called rock-and-roll; women include anger in their vocabulary and sudd... ANI DIFRANCO
If you calculate 15 minutes a day to shave, that is 5,000 minutes a year spent shaving. FIDEL CASTRO
'Chandelier' took, like, four minutes to write the chords, then, like, 12-15 minutes to writ... SIA
You can't be that or that or that... but you can try to behave as that...So, what next!?...
DEYTH BANGER The one time I had a moment of clarity was when my mom told me my soul was dying. I remember just sc...
ANDREA PUMPER I tried leaving. He wouldn't let me leave. He threw me down to the ground and started to kick me, an...
CHENOA INMAN
Bless my mom. Mom is everything to me. CALVIN JOHNSON
You can make a hit song in 15 minutes. I don't know about someone else's song, but songs tha... ACTION BRONSON
Arriving 15 minutes early does nothing but guarantee a 30-minute wait DOUG LARSON The main pulse of this eruption lasted 10 minutes. In 1980, it lasted nine hours. Short duration, no...
JON MAJOR It takes 40 minutes to update, and no one is paying me for this time.
MICHELE RICCI
The ceremony took six minutes. The marriage lasted about the same amount of time though we didn'... HEDY LAMARR It took like 15 minutes,
LORENZO WHITE It felt like 15 minutes.
MATHIEU GARON He didn't know how much more time he had. But he wanted everybody to know to tell my mom that he lov...
ANN MERIDETH
When my own son was 12, we didn't want toy guns in the house. So he just picked up a stick and w... EDWARD ZWICK Running doesn't come easy to me, especially the first thirty or so minutes. My message is take i...
CARA BUONO [?] For me, it has to be mentality, ... We have to go into games with the mentality that we're not g...
JASON KREIS
My mom used to tell me, “I don’t like my mother, but I love her. ASPEN MATIS
Grady could write a football story in 15 minutes, and it would be a good one, ANNE MCCAFFREY (Condit) is a very good striker and caught me with one good elbow. I just tried to get him on the gr...
JAKE SHIELDS I have olive skin, so if I'm in the sun for even 15 minutes, I turn brown.
AUDRINA PATRIDGE
I wasted time, and now doth Time waste me: For now hath Time made me his numb'ring clock; My thought... WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
When I was 15, my mom and I packed everything up and moved to Nashville so I could pursue my dream i... KELSEA BALLERINI We've got to bring him out of the ground. But it is so hard for the mom and dad to do that.
BEN CRUMP
