Onions can make ev'n Heirs and Widows weep

Rich widows are the only secondhand goods that sell at first-class prices

Like the layers of an onion, under the first lie is another, and under that another, and they all make you cry.

Necessity knows no law; I know some attorneys of the same

There's many witty men whose brains can't fill their bellies

He that whines for Glass without G/ Take away L and that's he.