Organ transplants are best left to the professionals

Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get on to the Fox lot. I drove to the security gate, but realized I'd left my ID in my other car. I just broke into that voice - 'Hey, man, I'm Bart Simpson. Who else sounds like this?' The guard waved me through.

Spine transplants are what we really need to take Reagan on.

I did not learn everything I need to know in kindergarten

I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but Marge's voice turns him on a little.

Kiss you? But Dad, I'm your kid!